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to think Ronan Keating can’t sing? Which other famous singers can’t sing?

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BlackBucketOfCheese · 05/03/2021 14:23

When I was a teenager I thought Ronan Keating had a great voice (despite not being my type of music) but I think I probably just fancied him. I’ve just heard one of his songs from around 1999 pop up on a Spotify playlist and he sounds like a goat yelping into a Pringles can.

I know lots of pop stars can’t sing for shite but in my head I had him in a bracket of people who can sing nicely - despite probably not having listened to his music for 20+ years.

Can RK sing?

Which other pop stars who people think are decent singers actually turn out to sound like a farm yard animal with trapped wind.

OP posts:
Skyla2005 · 05/03/2021 14:43

Paul McCartney is shocking

CuriousaboutSamphire · 05/03/2021 14:43

YES!!!! MY PEOPLE.

Regarding Bob Dylan, that is! 😁

Everythingmagnolia · 05/03/2021 14:43

Kylie Minogue

MrsMoastyToasty · 05/03/2021 14:44

Kylie Minogue. Her voice is very thin and nasal.

FreakinFrankNFurter · 05/03/2021 14:45

Paul McCartney. But I nearly got lynched when I said that during a conversation at our local (what feels like a lifetime ago!)

TopBitchoftheWitches · 05/03/2021 14:46

@merryhollybright

Can I nominate Jess Glynn and her wobbly bleating?
Yes, she sounds like a sheep. Cannot stand her.
DontTouchMyHairISwear · 05/03/2021 14:46

All of these people CAN sing, just not to your individual tastes. It's not the same thing.

EnglishGirlApproximately · 05/03/2021 14:47

@SmidgenofaPigeon that Elton John performance is amazing. It actually cheered me up in lockdown Grin

SmidgenofaPigeon · 05/03/2021 14:47

@EnglishGirlApproximately yeah to be fair it’s entertained me many times since 😂

BorderlineHappy · 05/03/2021 14:51

@SmidgenofaPigeon that Elton John performance is amazing. It actually cheered me up in lockdown grin

LINK PLEASE.

NerrSnerr · 05/03/2021 14:56

@DontTouchMyHairISwear

All of these people CAN sing, just not to your individual tastes. It's not the same thing.
I agree with this.
EnglishGirlApproximately · 05/03/2021 14:58

@BorderlineHappy you're welcome Grin
m.youtube.com/watch?v=NCLagU-dr9A I am generally an Elton fan but this is, well, interesting.

WizardOfAus · 05/03/2021 14:59

@OrangeBananaFish

Katy Perry. When she is on TV in concert or singing live its just awful
Yes!!!!
Radio4Rocks · 05/03/2021 15:00

Madonna - thin reedy little voice.

unchienandalusia · 05/03/2021 15:00

Madonna is one of the worst singers. still love her.

AdoptedBumpkin · 05/03/2021 15:01

I like Ronan's voice. I also find it hard to believe people would think Elton John cannot sing.

1forAll74 · 05/03/2021 15:02

Anyone from One Direction when they went solo. The same with Girls Aloud..Sam Smith person.Ellie Goulding, Kylie Minogue, and most of the Rap singers.

Pukkatea · 05/03/2021 15:02

Music would be exceptionally boring if only the technically great singers were allowed to do it. All of these people listed have great, memorable, distinctive voices which for me is so much more important. I'm not listening to songs like wow, check out that larynx support.

kooked · 05/03/2021 15:03

I have two goats. Runs off, armed with empty Pringles tubeGrin

notacooldad · 05/03/2021 15:06

Music would be exceptionally boring if only the technically great singers were allowed to do it
I agree with you. Lemmy was never going to win awards for being pitch perfect but I love Motorhead. Danny Beus is not a great singer and neither is Shane McGowan but they have fun and have a laugh and make great songs!

Frazzled2207 · 05/03/2021 15:07

Madonna, all of Take That spring to mind.

I am not keen on Gary Barlow or Elton John and they’re not very good singers but both are accomplished musicians in songwriting and (less so Gary) pianist terms. Playing the piano and singing at the same time is bloody hard and Elton in particular do it well.

I’ve had signing lessons myself and I’m fairly sure most of the “singers” mentioned on this thread have never had a proper singing lesson in their lives. I studied music at uni and had friends at the conservatoire and can spot a properly trained singer a mile off.

Woebegonad · 05/03/2021 15:08

Oh god yes Rihanna - like nails down a blackboard. One of the ugliest noises I've ever heard.

Biglumpycustard · 05/03/2021 15:11

I think Ronan has a great voice.

Caramelwhispers · 05/03/2021 15:12

I might get shot down for this but the Gibbs brothers from the Bee Gees particularly Robin. Cilla Black couldn't sing either, however these singers were entertainers so got away with it.

LemonadeBudget · 05/03/2021 15:14

[quote EnglishGirlApproximately]@BorderlineHappy you're welcome Grin
m.youtube.com/watch?v=NCLagU-dr9A I am generally an Elton fan but this is, well, interesting.[/quote]
That's hilarious Grin
It's like Vic and Bob's 'in the style of a club singer'