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to think Ronan Keating can’t sing? Which other famous singers can’t sing?

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BlackBucketOfCheese · 05/03/2021 14:23

When I was a teenager I thought Ronan Keating had a great voice (despite not being my type of music) but I think I probably just fancied him. I’ve just heard one of his songs from around 1999 pop up on a Spotify playlist and he sounds like a goat yelping into a Pringles can.

I know lots of pop stars can’t sing for shite but in my head I had him in a bracket of people who can sing nicely - despite probably not having listened to his music for 20+ years.

Can RK sing?

Which other pop stars who people think are decent singers actually turn out to sound like a farm yard animal with trapped wind.

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ValBiro · 02/07/2022 17:02

Billy Corgan got mentioned once upthread (as 'corbin' - sic)
I am a massive pumpkins fan and it wouldn't be the same without his nasal warble. Can he sing?! Its almost irrelevant, isn't it?

Ditto Gwen Stefani. Its unique and it's hers.

ValBiro · 02/07/2022 17:04

Also have always been indifferent to Adele and missed the hype around her but have a remixed drum N bass version of 'hometown' on my running playlist. I have genuinely been singing "in my hometown, Maeve and Maureen are friends" for years and laughed when I looked up the actual lyrics the other day!

Eightiesfan · 02/07/2022 17:26

Frequentflier · 05/03/2021 15:56

Bille Eilish. All that whispering and mumbling.

Agree about Madonna. V thin and shrill.

I totally agree, she’s all stage presence and no actual vocal ability. If I wanted to listen to moody mumbling, I’ve two teenagers that can provide it for free.

Loveisnotloving · 02/07/2022 17:52

Keating is Absolutely talentless in very aspect of the word.

Onlyhuman123 · 02/07/2022 17:57

Robbie Williams
Sting
Bryan Ferry
David Bowie
Shakira
Cheryle
Bruce Springsteen

All awful 😖

Okbye · 02/07/2022 18:19

James Arthur & Sam Smith - OMG how anyone can actually enjoy their music is beyond me! It's just terrible nasal whining 🤮🤮🤮

Also Billie Elish - don't get the hype. Why would you want to have to strain your ears to understand what someone's singing?! (And I use the term singing very loosely - it's mainly just mumbling) 🤮🤮🤮

girlfriend44 · 02/07/2022 19:36

Mick jagger
Ed Sheeran
Sam Smith
Harry Styles.

WhereTheLightMeetsTheSea · 02/07/2022 20:53

Having seen James Arthur, Ed Sheeran and Harry Styles in concert, the first 2 multiple times, I can confirm they can all sing. 😉 And James Blunt, he’s actually very good live as well as being very funny. I don’t like Sam Smith though, he can sing but I don’t like his voice.

WeepyNsleepy · 02/07/2022 21:10

Robbie Williams (though he's got a brilliant song writer) and also Madonna (again she's got a very good song writer). And I agree with Cheryl Cole.

Sarahlou252 · 02/07/2022 21:12

I love Ronan Keating, his voice stands out a mile on anything in Boyzone.

I can't stand Sam Smith, he sings through his nose.
Or Jess Glynn, is she really a sheep?

Melrose86 · 02/07/2022 21:49

Kylie Minogue.

And Katherine Jenkins sounds like someone putting on a pretend opera voice

CanaryShoulderedThorn · 02/07/2022 21:53

There was a very similar thread a couple of months ago and someone said George Michael. 😮
I have not forgotten this slur.
Personally I think Ian Brown from the Stone Roses can't sing, but he's a legend and I still love him.

ChrisReasBathEggs · 02/07/2022 22:13

Frank Sinatra/Rat Pack singers. Sounded like pissed up old men at 4am and they actually were just that.

Victoria Beckham and Geri.

strawberry2017 · 02/07/2022 22:19

Paul McCartney sounds awful to me, I also can't stand Sam Smith they are so whiny all the time!

ChrisReasBathEggs · 02/07/2022 22:22

SinisterBumFacedCat · 12/03/2021 14:06

I always thought Heather Small sounded like she was singing with a mouth full of Instant Whip.

😂😂

I'm not sure which is the best description on this thread - the goat in a pringle tube or this.

ALongHardWinter · 02/07/2022 22:32

I must admit that I've always thought that Ronan Keating's voice sounded a bit sheep-like!

ChrisReasBathEggs · 02/07/2022 22:54

I forgot to add Jenifer Lopez. I find her whiny. I was always amazed in the first video that she was trying to be sexy by whining and rubbing sand on her arse.

Awoooga · 03/07/2022 08:21

David Bowie
Prince
Harry Styles

I really don’t think sounding a bit funny makes you a ‘good’ singer, although what do I know!

rosepelargonium · 12/07/2022 08:44

Having to listen to Carol Decker from T’Pau belt out “China in your Hand” when it was number 1 in the 80’s was a special kind of torture.
Powerful voice - tick
being able to sing on key - not so much

hasn’t stopped her still reprising the one bloody song around the 80’s nostalgia live tours though. I fully admit that song annoys me more than it should, over 30 years later!

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