Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

[SneezyGonzalez]

😜

I had all of these problems and a severe case of thrush, but then I contacted Dr ScamuRite and he did a spell with a giat and half a packet of stale Quavers which brought balance back to my life and vaginal flora. His email is [email protected]
Thank you great Dr.

*goat, even

@IndecentCakes

I had all of these problems and a severe case of thrush, but then I contacted Dr ScamuRite and he did a spell with a giat and half a packet of stale Quavers which brought balance back to my life and vaginal flora. His email is [email protected] Thank you great Dr.

😂😂😂

If the answer is smurf, then what was the question?

@CheezerGoode

If the answer is smurf, then what was the question?

It’s something the government want to suppress, but start with a search for ‘Bolton plywood.’ All I can say is, you might not like what you find...

I hope I’m not virtue signalling, but I’ve just Ben canonised by the Roman Catholic Church.

*been.

@Emptybox

I hope I’m not virtue signalling, but I’ve just Ben canonised by the Roman Catholic Church.

That sounds painful

@Emptybox

I hope I’m not virtue signalling, but I’ve just Ben canonised by the Roman Catholic Church.

Er, isn't the first qualification for that deadness?

My car broke down on the way to the dentist. Aibu to ask them to pay half for the repair?

Who the fuck is Ben?

My 16 year old wee lad has no manners, is irresponsible, lazy and rude. So is my 17 year old wee lass. I've never taught them anything and never corrected them but I expect them to automatically know what to do now. They're still very young though - little kids, they are and I don't know what to do.

MNers: Give them a hug and wait to see if they'll open up. They may be troubled and need extra love and care. If they don't open up, leave them to it, they're still very little and have the right to be little shits. There's still A LOT of time for them to become responsible, well-mannered and polite.

You should get them a pet each. This will teach responsibility. Weevils are affectionate and loving, when cared for well. House weevils are what you need.

@ErrolTheDragon

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Is that someone’s shopping list you found?

I think I see “naice ham” on there

Why on earth did you have a child with Ballonz?

I never said I had a Ring doorbell

OP: My 42yo son earns £150k + bonuses and has a free company Mercedes. he wear designer clothes, goes on holiday 3-4 times year, has expensive memberships to exclusive clubs. and often mentions how much money he has in his saving investment portfolio.
I'm living off a meagre income, and have to eat beans on toast every day, and can only afford to put the heating on one day a year. I have sewed a duvet into an adult onesie to keep me warm.

AIBU to think he should be contributing some housekeeping money?

MN: HOW DARE YOU CHARGE YOUR CHID TO LIVE IN THEIR OWN HOUSE?????????????

Is @MNHQ sponsored by Jammie Dodgers?

@perpetualnamechanger

Is *@MNHQ* sponsored by Jammie Dodgers?

Or are they in the throes of a long-running legal battle over trademark infringement?

I did a search for Bolton plywood but it just came up with builders merchants in Bolton. That doesn't work for me I don't live anywhere near there

We all know mnhq is going under tomorrow. The site goes down LITERALLY every 5 seconds. I'm on it now and I haven't had an issue in months but I STILL know it goes down every 5 seconds. Mnhq, it's not on that your site is antiquated and outdated and inundated with bugs and I can't help but be addicted to it still. You should be paying your users for being on this site as we're the addicts products, SUUURELY!!

Covid.

@MoominFeatures

Covid.

Should we ask MNHQ to move this thread to the right board?

Jaffa cake, cake or biscuit?

The butler did it.
He was quite good.
I hope he does it again some time.
mmmmmm