DH pooed on the loo seat

[Poompei]

Name changed for this. But I'm disgusted, I cleaned it up and sterilised the whole room. He has been feeling poorly today but this is utterly disgusting. I always wondered who did this sort of thing, now I know! AIBU to never even kiss him again.

@Poompei Oh dear.

I am so confused why not just use another bathroom until the staff had cleaned the dirty one..

@Poompei

He did not clean it up, I've spent 30 minutes with boiling water, anti-bacterial and loo cleaner. I would moan to my mother but she would be so horrified, she would tell me to LTB. My DC told me they had seen him come out of there. I don't care how ill he is, I would never leave the loo in such a state and I've certainly never pooed on the seat. It's mahogany too so it was not immediately obvious either.

30 minutes? Get a wipe, wipe it, put the wipe in the bin. Wash hands.

3 minutes, tops.

@Poompei

I'm not a troll just a very cross wife.

Riiiight

That's slightly excessive cleaning for a little bit of shit op!!!

There’s a lot of problems with husbands and poo at the moment

I'm confused, does he kiss with his anus or shit through his mouth?

Im super fussy with ocd about germs but even I would of just wiped with a wipe , sprayed some dettol and been happy that it was clean and sterile
Had to do this before with kids using toilet etc ( could of been dh but he has always had kids to blame) although if one of is is ill the other would clean up after them of too poorly

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Dh was asleep

I’d be checking your bed.

Why, is the Op's hubby Amber Heard?

@Purplethrow

There’s a lot of problems with husbands and poo at the moment

I know. It's also school holidays. Funny, that.

Is he potty training, why the actual fcuk are you cleaning up after him, that's the unreasonable bit

@AtTheWinchester

I'm confused, does he kiss with his anus or shit through his mouth?

Ok now am not LOL ing anymore am LMAO

Yuck!

U should have rubbed his nose in it

@Whatwouldscullydo
That made me 😂!
‘Look what you did! Bad boy- toilets are for shitting in, not shitting on. Go to your basket!’

This ones for you, OP

@Whatwouldscullydo

U should have rubbed his nose in it

That's what Johnny depp should have done lol

Is ‘message deleted’ MNHQ’s substitute for Imodium?

What did you do with the boiling water? Dunk the mahogany in it? Pour it in the bowl (and crack it)? Or was it for your DH’s arse? So confused.

don't care how ill he is

You don't sound a very nice person really.

That’s gross he should have done the cleaning himself!!!

Maybe have a look at this OP?

@AtTheWinchester

I'm confused, does he kiss with his anus or shit through his mouth?