DH pooed on the loo seat

[Poompei]

Name changed for this. But I'm disgusted, I cleaned it up and sterilised the whole room. He has been feeling poorly today but this is utterly disgusting. I always wondered who did this sort of thing, now I know! AIBU to never even kiss him again.

🙄

Mahogany

Following

Through posturesorposes ?

Why the fuck do you think anybody else needs to know this - ah you’re a troll - makes sense.

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

And today’s poo troll is sponsored by Andrew.

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell if his name is Andrew then autocorrect knows...

Ok. If he's really poorly though I can understand how it happened
I think you're being dramatic.

If this is treu then its a massive over raction to spend half an hour disinfecting the whole room

Why the fuck did you not call him to clean up his shit ?

He is a total Neanderthal, I changed username to fit the thread, I'd been reading about the amazing discovery in Pompeii earlier and clearly it "inspired" me. He also trims his beard and leaves the basin all hairy.

If it was a child, I would have been forgiving he is a 44 year old man FFS!

Spongebob

I’m horrible. The OP could be quite charmin

@BigBadVoodooHat I know! I just like to do a normal answer so I am not seen to be troll hunting but still get the deletion message!

What is the reason for sterilising the whole room?

I so need the loo now, but daren't move in case this post goes.

I'm not a troll just a very cross wife.

Mu old housemate (in his 50s,not a student situation! ) did this once.

And I sat on it.

@Poompei

I'm not a troll just a very cross wife.

If this really happened you wouldn’t be using words like ‘cross’ would you?!

@vodkaredbullgirl real life struggles!

[quote ApolloandDaphne]@BigBadVoodooHat I know! I just like to do a normal answer so I am not seen to be troll hunting but still get the deletion message! [/quote]
Nifty. I like your style!

And your husband is not the messiah but a very naughty boy.

@Poompei

I'm not a troll just a very cross wife.

I’m completely convinced.

Is he short sighted?

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell her husband certainly isn’t charmin crapping on the mahogany seat...

OP upgrade to white for future incidents that way you won’t accidentally sit on a stray bit

@LubaLuca

It's mahogany too so it was not immediately obvious either.

Sorry but I am literally LOL ing at this, not sure why

@LubaLuca so am I. The mahogany detail has made my day! 🤣

OP upgrade to white for future incidents that way you won’t accidentally sit on a stray bit

I think you’ve just gifted the OP the happy ending they were after when they started this thread.