DH pooed on the loo seat

[Poompei]

Name changed for this. But I'm disgusted, I cleaned it up and sterilised the whole room. He has been feeling poorly today but this is utterly disgusting. I always wondered who did this sort of thing, now I know! AIBU to never even kiss him again.

Right I've got all my rage off my chest so I'm going back to my usual username and having a cup of tea and a game of Top Trumps with the DC.

Top trumps

Mahogany. Ma-log-onay more like

OP did you say why you didn’t ask your DH to clean it?

@squiddybear

'That is mahogany'. Alright Effie!

Anyone else imagining the OP is Hyacinth Bucket? Imagine HB with a mobile, in the bathroom "boo kay residence, lady of the house speaking, on my genuine mahogany lavatory seat...no, it's Boo Kay, dear, not Bucket!"

Byyyyyeee 🙋‍♀️

Right I've got all my rage off my chest so I'm going back to my usual username and having a cup of tea and a game of Top Trumps with the DC.

Surely DH has already won Top Trumps today?

This is the second thread I've seen this week of someone complaining about their partner and the toilet. Why not just tell him to clean up his own mess? Why start a thread?

Think you will find its Top Dumps 😉

just make him buy a new loo seat, no need to sterilize the whole room.

DH was asleep

Given that it is mahogany, I’m sure he will pledge never to do it again.

Sleeping whilst shitting?

Bit of a rough Monday, I'll give you that!

Your poor dh. Must have a bad stomach today. Why would you put this on mn? Thank goodness This is all anonymous.

Dh was asleep

I’d be checking your bed.

Don’t leave OP! Still so many unanswered questions. Is he really unwell? What’s his excuse? Was it actually one of the children and they said they saw him coming out of the loo to put you off the scent?
Of all the threads today this is the one I’ve over invested in 😂

Surely you'd just wipe it off with an antibacterial wipe or spray and some wet bog roll, not disinfect the entire bathroom!! I'm so glad my OH didn't have the same mentality to post all over Mumsnet or Dadsnet when I pissed myself during a panic attack and seizure

A mahogany loo seat? Is he Mr Sheen?

If it was not immediately obvious, and he is not well, I can well imagine he might have missed it.

Not pleasant to clear up obviously, but I don't see why sterilising the whole room with boiling water, anti/bacterial and loo cleaner would be necessary.

Good job d h didn't leave me when I had Salmonella, I was shitting through the eye of a needle.

Sleep shitting? Good job he didn’t do it on the sofa. This thread is the gift that keeps on giving...he was asleep, had a poo explosion, you almost nearly sat on it because mahogany daahhling, cleaned bathroom like a dental surgery, now top trumps. what a ride this thread has been

At least he didn't shit in the pyrex.

@CamelsAreMathematicians

At least he didn't shit in the pyrex.

Or on the glass-topped coffee table.

@GeidiPrimes

Not that bad really, at least it was in the bog. A chef I used to work with once took a shit in the food prep area

Blimey. I heard that chefs are a crazy bunch. What happened next?