DH pooed on the loo seat

[Poompei]

Name changed for this. But I'm disgusted, I cleaned it up and sterilised the whole room. He has been feeling poorly today but this is utterly disgusting. I always wondered who did this sort of thing, now I know! AIBU to never even kiss him again.

Loo seat was not closed.

Andrex

Ye bastard auto correct!!!

Mahogany 😂 😂 😂

@alex1889

You say your husband has been ill? It was most likely an accident. Poor guy. I would have just wiped it clean and not said anything, and I hope when I'm poorly that my DH would do the same for me.

Do you have DC together? Did you DH find you disgusting when a baby was coming out your vagina and blood gushing everywhere?

Leaving shit on the seat doesn't really compare to having a child now does it.

I've just seen that your user name is @Poompei, does your husband have a volcanic arse?!

Also LOOOOLLLLLLL at the fact that the seat is mahogany

As if the OP wasn’t flimsy enough, the username is a bit of a giveaway.

Fuck me. This thread is fast moving.

Just like your husband’s bowel movements apparently.

@Poompei

Name changed for this. But I'm disgusted, I cleaned it up and sterilised the whole room. He has been feeling poorly today but this is utterly disgusting. I always wondered who did this sort of thing, now I know! AIBU to never even kiss him again.

Name changed or a poo troll?

Hey everyone, let’s share shit anecdotes!

Except no one took the bait. What a shame 💩

Poor sod has a dodgy tummy and has left a bit of poo on the loo seat and you come and tell the world about it. Why does a whole room need sterilised because of poo on a loo seat? I feel sorry for your DH.

So the seat was open and he just had a shitticus maximus. How does that warrant a whole half hour cleaning?

Ltb very gross though, he should’ve still cleaned it up himself.

You questioned your children about it?!
This is a wind up isn’t it?

Bit of shit post

what is his illness causing him to shit on the loo seat?

sometimes when reading MN, I cannot help but think that some posters have married some very gross Neanderthal types who belong in caves

@ApolloandDaphne

Poor sod has a dodgy tummy and has left a bit of poo on the loo seat and you come and tell the world about it. Why does a whole room need sterilised because of poo on a loo seat? I feel sorry for your DH.

Don’t feel sorry for him. He’s fictional.

Unless he shits through his mouth then I reckon you are fine for kissing.

How do you sterilise a whole room?

'That is mahogany'. Alright Effie!

@WitchesBritchesPumpkinPants
Does a pop troll hang out down the u bend instead of under a bridge?! 😂

Poo - not pop!

Not into cack play then I assume OP?

@squiddybear

'That is mahogany'. Alright Effie!

Lolz 😂

@BunnyBoilerRhian

Not into cack play then I assume OP?

I suspect that’s exactly what the OP is into 🤮