To feel like Monsoon should have double checked this design before selling it

[christmasshopper]

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It’s not just me, is it

It’s actually sold out in certain sizes

Now I'm being stalked across the internet by sequinned phalluses. I guess they can join in with the hideous Wolf&Badger dresses and that model from Shein with the badly botched lip fillers.

@CigarsofthePharoahs, perhaps you're being stalked IRL by sequinned phalluses too and are just not being observant.

@ILikeStrongTea

It’s actually sold out in certain sizes

I hope it's because they'd only unpacked one box before someone went wtf.

I dont see it and i have a dirty imagination.

My first thought when I see a thread title like this is 'Tits, knobs or Swastikas?'

And again, my cynical mind is proven right.

Even IF they did look like shoes, who would want to wear a tee-shirt with a shoe on it? Weird to me.

I just saw shoes my DH got it immediately

Took me a good few minutes to see what you meant. Haha I agree with the poster who said that there must be a prize for the designer who includes something rude in a Festive Item.

I think you need to have that sort of mind to see that to begin with

Had to look at it for a little bit trying to see what you were referring to in order to get the gist

Naughty you!

I think you’d see something naughty in anything

I think you need to have that sort of mind to see that to begin with

I really don't have that sort of mind, i'm usually the last one to get these sort of things, but I definitely see 3 dicks. The middle one looks especially phallic. I can't see shoes at all.

I think you need to have that sort of mind to see that to begin with

I'm not one to see smut where there isn't any but I absolutely categorically refuse to believe not 1 person who saw this design didn't notice. It's not even a little bit discreet.

I can accept a few people may not have noticed but there is no way this went through all the stages of design and not one person twigged.

I just see shoes.

It took me a moment then I snorted

I see penis i think its because there are three... why on earth have three shoes? But what troubles me most is that to me it makes more sense as three dicks...

Anyone else got it popping up (excuse the pun) as an advert.

I looked every which way then had to read MN replies before I could turn it into anything but shoes. Daft design but seriously I despair!

I can only see shoes!! I’ve tried from many angles but can’t see a dick anywhere!

I only see shoes.
Could it be to do with "colour blindness"? It can affect how the image leaps out at you.

I could only see it really in the middle shoe to start with - I think that one is the most obvious.

It's still bizarre - maybe it's true about the secret willy design award!

I can’t deal with the three ugly shoes. What kind of mutant children are Monsoon catering for?

They used to be great. Now they are full of boring stuff you could get anywhere. But this takes it to a new low. I hope some poor little girl isn't wearing this right now...

@TheSockMonster 😂