To feel like Monsoon should have double checked this design before selling it

[christmasshopper]

www.monsoon.co.uk/sparkle-shoe-long-sleeve-top-1130292629.html?gclsrc=aw.ds&&gclid=CjwKCAiAt9z-BRBCEiwA_bWv-MSjWkf8xWoC434Lgt77rgmAtX3gDHjBXcIeu5J-GV8e8yu07Bpk_BoC4icQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

It’s not just me, is it

All I can see is a triptych of crudely drawn dick and balls.

I REALLY needed a giggle and this thread delivered, I can't unsee it now 🙈 please can someone write a review. Thank you Mumsnet for the gift of this thread 🙏

Yeah it’s the first thing I saw. 😂

ooooh nooooo!

Oh dear! I'm hoping it's the photo and it doesn't look as bad in real life. The skirt is worse.

OMG! Saw it straight away. Someone should tell them.

That skirt actually flashes at you!

Swish - flash - swish - flash... wondrous!

And the NAME OF IT!!!!

Sparkle Shoe Disco Skirt Nude NUDE!!!!!!

Thank you OP - that's made my day. Festive phallic sparkles, what more could a woman want?

I think it probably looks ok in real life but on the photo, not so much :)

lurex durex

To be fair, the skirt isn’t half as bad. I don’t think I’d have noticed if my eyes had not been assaulted by the top first.

That said, looking at the reviews for the skirt, I can’t help but wonder whether Pamela, who “can't wait to see [her] granddaughter in this at Christmas” might be responsible for a Christmas Day AIBU to think that DD shouldn’t have to wear the sparkly penis skirt MIL has bought her thread.

The skirt is WORSE, how does it get any worse? Well I didn't realise these were for children 😱

Took me a little while, but yes see sequinned dildos in shoes. It's for kids too

Wondering if I could somehow smuggle a big fat fanny into a design that my OH might wear without realising. 🤔

I totally can't see dicks. It's just shoes!

Just looks like shoes to me

U think the same everytime this program comes on

Dicks seen here

Good grief.

Those bright pink bollocks really seal the deal.

That got me laughing hard

DEfinitely very penile, that!
Also definitely not just you.

Oh dear. But I do wonder if it's part and parcel of the seeming trend to shock and even dismay the general public, to raise the profile of the retailer? I'm thinking of other "mistakes" in recent years - racist monkey tops and extremely dubious Princess Poppy dolls to name but two.

No shoes seen here! Obviously have a very dirty mind...

@TheSockMonster

To be fair, the skirt isn’t half as bad. I don’t think I’d have noticed if my eyes had not been assaulted by the top first.

That said, looking at the reviews for the skirt, I can’t help but wonder whether Pamela, who “can't wait to see [her] granddaughter in this at Christmas” might be responsible for a Christmas Day AIBU to think that DD shouldn’t have to wear the sparkly penis skirt MIL has bought her thread.

I would LOVE to see that thread.

Just looks like shoes to me, the skirt is much worse, but has 3 5 star reviews!

It is strange since shoes come in pairs