To feel like Monsoon should have double checked this design before selling it

[christmasshopper]

www.monsoon.co.uk/sparkle-shoe-long-sleeve-top-1130292629.html?gclsrc=aw.ds&&gclid=CjwKCAiAt9z-BRBCEiwA_bWv-MSjWkf8xWoC434Lgt77rgmAtX3gDHjBXcIeu5J-GV8e8yu07Bpk_BoC4icQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

It’s not just me, is it

Oh definitely not just you OP

OMG

I can only see shoes

Oh dear - I saw i immediately and I don't generally have a prurient mind, honest

I could only see shoes. I am still struggling to see anything else even though I have worked out what I should be looking for.

I only saw shoes at the first. But now that I've seen dicks, I can't unsee them!

It’s the middle one with the bow that makes it look dodgy - the other two aren’t quite as phallic!

Wonder if they’ll be as responsive as Fatface were to their boob jumper last year? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3726812-Its-not-just-me-is-it-This-jumper

@Arthersleep

I only saw shoes at the first. But now that I've seen dicks, I can't unsee them!

^This

Holy crap. It looks waaaay more like a row of dicks than it does three shoes (who wouldn’t show shoes in pairs? Three makes no sense) especially with that pink bow, which I have to think is deliberate because the colour doesn’t go with the rest of it. Wouldn’t you depict shoes from the side, so they look like, y’know, SHOES? 👠👡

I am definitely in the ‘that’s been done deliberately’ camp.

I need to get this for my mum. She would absolutely wear it to anything involving a "committee" as they're all a bit stuck up where she lives 😂

Oh it's a kids top, that deflates my mirth a bit tbh...

If it was in adult sizes I would have bought one to cheer up all my dirty minded loved ones

It's getting like you can't put innocent images of penises (penii?) on women's clothing without some shoe fetishist thinking it's a picture of a shoe. Some people.

Love it

Wow, I've actually done the snort thing! Didn't know it was really a thing until I saw that :)

@GlummyMcGlummerson

It's just your dirty mind OP I have no idea what penis you're talking about

Bahahaha!

Wtf haha

I saw shoes, read the comments to see what you all are seeing, and I still see shoes

“I had almost given up finding the perfect festive penis top before I came across this”

“Such pretty phalluses, I particularly like the large one in the middle with the bollocks bow”

“A classier alternative to the classic eggplant emoji jumper”

Monsoon, if you're watching this, see if you can recall the kids design and get it on some adult tops for some pretty NYE cock tops asap!

‘You shall go to the ball’

I’m more amused that it’s sold out in some sizes. Those poor children

There's a matching skirt! 'Oh to be dancing at a party begirdled by penises/penii/peniseseses'.... you would have to be thinking to buy this

@Ponoka7

It looks like a very pretty durex advert.

I obviously have a pristine mind! I had to read up to this comment until I twigged. I still see shoes when I look though.

I am laughing at all the replies, so glad it’s not just me!

Other than the unfortunate shape, it’s a pretty top, oh dear

@JillofTrades

I saw shoes, read the comments to see what you all are seeing, and I still see shoes

It took me a while to realise they were shoes

@amusedbush

I just saw dicks. I had to read the description to work out what it was meant to be

Same here!