To feel like Monsoon should have double checked this design before selling it

[christmasshopper]

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It’s not just me, is it

I saw shoes at first and would only have seen shoes if it weren’t for this thread. Mumsnet has ruined my purity and innocence

I suppose it might be the ideal choice for a boy who likes 'pink&sparkles' but does not want idiots asking if he's a girl?

DH and I are sat on a beach in Egypt and just starting cackling like crazy people! Sure the staff are about to revoke my Kennedy package.

What on earth were they thinking

Oh come on, if someone didn't do this on purpose, why are there three shoes?

I saw shoes, I'd only have seen shoes without this thread.

That's really strange as I usually see 'things' all too easily!!

What would have stopped me buying it is that the outside shoes are the wrong way around.

Oh myy, and kids clothes too. Not good Monsoon, not good!

I only see shoes! Nothing like dicks! Saying that's like a dick is like...I don't know...it's tenuous! Where's the dick?

@Dahlietta

Oh come on, if someone didn't do this on purpose, why are there three shoes?

Exactly 2 shoes or 4 shoes makes sense but 3 shoes is just odd and feels deliberate.

I’m wondering if the difference in what people are seeing is how their eye falls naturally on a pic?

If you look at the top of the design, it looks rude. If you look at the bottom of the design, it looks much more like shoes (although I still query the big pink double ended bow !).

Had to go a bit squinty, but...oh dear!

I'd never wondered before if there was a male equivalent to the 'vajazzle'.

Oh my word!

That's all sorts of wrong

I saw shoes, had to work out what you are sniggering about, obviously not so observant here

A row of cocks. How pretty!

And that bloody advert is all over the threads!!

Hmm that actually makes me feel a bit uncomfortable to imagine little girls wearing it. Hopefully they'll realise soon and discontinue it!

Oh shit! Didn't see it for a while but now I can't unsee it!

Definitely not just you

😂😂😂

Hahhaa that took me a minute but then I saw them

Ohhh and it has a matching penis skirt.

There's a cock skirt to go with it!

Oh! Oh my word 😳

Oh my! The skirt is worse (or better if worn at a hen-do)

Not so good for kids clothes

Yeah those are cocks