Makeup on spots on bum

[gardencreations99]

Planning a session with new man, I have a few pimples on my bum. I'm thinking of using primer and makeup to hide the spots as best I can - anyone tried this or got any tips ?!

You honestly think he's going to give a monkey's about a pimple? And if he is, then it answers a lot of questions very early on.

If he's going to be in a position to see them, he's going to feel them. Also, he';s not going to notice or care.

Surely any make up would rub off during your “session”?!

Also who plans a shag in such detail?!🤷🏼‍♀️

I'm very conscious about it. Its not just 1, its keratosis pilurus with a few larger spots and tiny red pimples
. Def not attractive or sexy

If he has white sheets he might think it is a poo stain. Definitely No.

Wouldn't the make up rub off by your clothing anyway? Unless you apply it just before?

Could you fake tan? That might hide them.

Oh no, don't. It has the potential to end up looking worse than if you just leave them be.

A weekly spray tan would cover and a good shower but it is to late for that try it next time. The chances of him staring at your arse properly is small don't worry.

Is this the older man who works in your street?

I thought you considered it a red flag when you said he literally asks zero questions about you, even though you know all about him?

Leave the makeup off your bum. It won't stay on anyway.

I think primer would make them worse- fake tan would be best or if not foundation and set really well with powder. Have fun

If your really self conscious can make sure it's dark if not maybe dab a tiny bit of concealer if they are very very red but I am sure he care hel be more focused on other things but I understand

It will look like skids on the sheets! Don’t do it!

For the love of God, do not do this! Aswell as mystery stains on the sheets, he could grab your bum and feel a mystery residue.

Stick a plaster on it!!

I would second the fake tan route, will make everything just appear less red and angry.
San tropez classic mousse - the wear off one not the instant. Needs to be applied the evening before your “session” or ideally two evenings before then a shower the following morning

I looked up the condition you mentioned and, from a few Google images, it doesn't seem that bad imo.

I can understand you feeling self conscious about it but I really don't think that would put someone off.

It’s sounds easier to just turn the lights off and ‘do it’ I need the dark. Don’t be faffing about making your bum look pretty 🙄

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I have this - glorious red lumps and sometimes whiteheads - and have never bothered covering them. Also get them n my back and boobs (thanks worlds).

No one has ever cared!

I know it must make you feel shit but putting makeup on your arse is silly. It'll just come off.

Sorry for this and the TMI details within it.......

If he even cares (which I doubt very much) just wear some French knickers that cover the offending area, and tell him you like the feel of them next to your skin and to pull them to one side when you start doggy style!!!

KP looks better after a good exfoliation, IMO.

Do that the day before so redness all gone. Even if you decide not to exfoliate, make ups a bad idea.

Surely the make up will rub off ?

Aha! Finally a reason for crotchless knickers