Makeup on spots on bum

[gardencreations99]

Planning a session with new man, I have a few pimples on my bum. I'm thinking of using primer and makeup to hide the spots as best I can - anyone tried this or got any tips ?!

After reading the other thread I'd bet he is a married workman having some fun. Throw him back to the sea.

I'd bet he is a married workman having some fun

I think Emerald it's more of OP imagining having some fun with said workman, this has been a recurrent theme!

I think Emerald it's more of OP imagining having some fun with said workman, this has been a recurrent theme!

Have I missed something?

@WorraLiberty

Is this the older man who works in your street?

I thought you considered it a red flag when you said he literally asks zero questions about you, even though you know all about him?

Leave the makeup off your bum. It won't stay on anyway.

Ahhhh, yes, that one......

How do you get pimples on your bum

Ameliorate products are very good
Plus hot baths with Epsom salts and exfoliating gloves

Deep heat over a couple of days reduces the appearance of keratosis pilaris. Fucking reeks though so don't use on date night and for the love of God don't get it on your fanny!

Switch off the lights.

Makeup seems like it has a lot of potential to go wrong. Honestly I wouldn’t do anything, he is not going to be paying attention to your spots!

Get yourself some Ameliorate body lotion or some Paula’s Choice BHA btw - that will get rid of arse spots long term.

Skin brushing and Ameliorate lotion are your friends. You'll notice a difference in less than a week

Dry body brush before shower. Use cerave sa as shower gel (its a face wash but works well on KP). Follow with an exfoliating/resurfacing lotion like ameliorate or neostrating ultra smoothing lotion (my fav). Repeat all steps twice a day - you'll see a big difference within a few days. Consistency afterwards is key to keep it at bay.

If you're socially distancing he won't be close enough to notice?

Ah, he's the 58 year old who shows no interest in your life? I guess he's interested in something then......

You've pulled the builder? After all this time? And all you're concerned about is your spotty arse and not your husband finding out?