Makeup on spots on bum

[gardencreations99]

Planning a session with new man, I have a few pimples on my bum. I'm thinking of using primer and makeup to hide the spots as best I can - anyone tried this or got any tips ?!

When I first met and went to bed with my now DH, I had a massive mosquito bite on my bum from a recent holiday.

He didn't notice at all. Was more interested in the rest of me.

Acid exfoliant is your friend. Specifically lactic acid. A going over with an pre soaked acid pad, cotton pad soaked in solution, a lactic acid body lotion (like ameliorate) or an acid in spray form as last minute as the night before will make a difference to the appearance and texture.

Off topic but if it's from shaving then invest in a Philips lumea - amazing! Wont help this time but would solve it longer term x

@Cakeandcustard123

Off topic but if it's from shaving then invest in a Philips lumea - amazing! Wont help this time but would solve it longer term x

Do you shave your arse?

Mood lighting, the best is pink fairy lights, makes you skin look perfect!

Oxy 10 nukes spots anywhere. I'd apply it a few days before, but it will bleach coloured bedding or underwear if used a lot!

Ah Op I missed your relationship updates. How is it all going?

No, but fortunately I can comprehend that not everyone is the same as me. Who am I to judge whether the OP has a hairy bum? 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Cakeandcustard123

Off topic but if it's from shaving then invest in a Philips lumea - amazing! Wont help this time but would solve it longer term x

I doubt that would help, they're on her bum cheeks.

I have keratosis pilurus, dry skin brushing has helped enormously. You can get a brush in the supermarket, mine was from Sainsburys, and I use it daily, only took about a week before I noticed a big improvement.

Your spotty arse is the least of your problems

Fake tan and crotchless undies - enjoy!

Exfoliating gloves OP, give the area a scrub, then use moisturiser and maybe some salicylic acid then fake tan

Lights off and keep undies close at hand, then you can put them on later when doing a loo trip and leave them on till morning etc.

Aha! Finally a reason for crotchless knickers

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I too would go with fake tan!

Pop sudo cream and toothpaste on them everynight! Great for spots, well spots for the ones on my face when I get them. Happy shagging!... Or get get some big Bridget Jones crotchless knickers if such a thing exists ! Snazzy 😂

@Cakeandcustard123 I have looked at that but there’s loads of different types of them I don’t know which one is best!

Have you tried WD40 it seems to be something that works on almost everything else here?

Hand him a Sharpie and invite him to join them.

God no, it'll look terrible. No ones body is perfect, spots are small imperfections, that's all.

I have this condition on my arms and my arse. Do not use makeup op, if you end up with this guy in a serious relationship you're not going to be able to hide it forever unless you are planning to cake your arse in makeup every day.

If he's worth shit, he will not give a fuck that you have a few spots on your bum. It's really that simple. Do you reckon he's fretting about you seeing his hairy arse crack or wonky toes? I doubt it!

Don't go with the make-up OP.

It will end up looking like a dirty protest.

Keep your knickers on!

OP leave the poor man alone ... let him get on with his work down the street. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Cheryl cole style arse tattoo?

Seriously though, don't put bloody makeup on the area, it will be obvious and it won't be worth the absolute tragedy of him knowing you were that bothered about it. And the mental image of you reaching round and straight-facedly pimping up your pimples will send his dick soft.