Facebook seller- Delightful home decoration or jizz on a mirror?

[FlamboyantMustard]

This lady is clearly getting creative in lockdown, and I applaud her resourcefulness, that she's recycling, and she is selling things so clearly has identified an audience but...

Does this not look like a bloke spaffed on a mirror?

Hope the pictures post or this makes no sense.

Marathon sex session. This is very good. Worthy of MN 20 years ago.

It would need to be quite a large Pyrex dish to avoid overspill. I'm thinking one of these..
www.pyrex.eu/collections/bakeware/products/bake-enjoy-glass-quiche-flan-dish-high-resistance

Marathon sex session 👏👏👏
Would it need to be frozen first?
When the police raided a party the Rolling Stones were at, it was rumoured that Mick was, um servicing, Marianne Faithful with a Mars Bar. Though she denies this. Unsurprisingly.

[quote Littlewhitedove]It would need to be quite a large Pyrex dish to avoid overspill. I'm thinking one of these..
www.pyrex.eu/collections/bakeware/products/bake-enjoy-glass-quiche-flan-dish-high-resistance[/quote]
Jeez louise how big are your poos?

I'm utterly confused about the shitting in a Pyrex dish thing. Was this foreplay? The climax? or just instead of?

@TheSandman

I'm utterly confused about the shitting in a Pyrex dish thing. Was this foreplay? The climax? or just instead of?

Pudding?

Shitting in the Pyrex dish has made my week

I really hope it was later used to serve up a nice lasagne beef olives to the mother in law.

Cocolapew...lol. I think most men, by the amount of time spent on the loo, must do loads. A small dish might be a bit risky if he was not a good aim

I wonder if he read a magazine at the same time?

Cocolapew...hahahaha.

This thread has made my evening

Marathon sex session - brilliant 😂
And @Sidge ... Postman Scat 🤣🤣

OMG I can’t breathe.

Holy shit in a pyrex dish 😂

The OP doesn’t know what can of worms she opened (is that a thing too?)

I've just spent the last 10 Mon trying to tell DH why I'm laughing so much with years streaming down my face. Each time I got to holy shit in a pyrex dish I really lost it and couldn't get anymore out!

This is genuinely the funniest thread I have read in a very long time

I’ve been mulling this over for a few minutes now...

Would Mr. Poostie shit into the bowl part of the Pyrex dish so that Mrs. Poostie would have the balance the flat part on her face, or would she have her face in the bowl with him pooing on the flat underside?

If the former, would she not be terrified that it’d slip off her face at a pivotal moment?

If the latter, wouldn’t her ears be obscured so she’d risk not hearing vital info from him such as “can you come out from under there love, looks like last night’s vindaloo is about to make a reappearance”?

Either way, poor Mrs. Poostie is getting a bum deal.

I am worried about Mrs Posties face. I mean a man on top of a pyrex dish, on top of your face must really hurt.

@LoseLooseLucy

But what is this meant to be? A mirror? Wall tat? What is it?

It’s a mirror-cum-wall art.

Bwa ha ha ha! If this hasn't been nominated for classics (TL:DR) may I be the first?

Bum deal

would Mr. Poostie shit into the bowl part of the Pyrex dish so that Mrs. Poostie would have the balance the flat part on her face, or would she have her face in the bowl with him pooing on the flat underside?

Oh my days, I had imagined the flat part balanced on her forehead, but it would actually make more sense if her face was inside it, wouldn’t it? Is the dish to catch the poo or is it more like a Pyrex fencing mask to stop her taking a jobbie to the face?

So many questions. And yet, I don’t know if I really want to k ow th answers...

Now why did this just come up on my FB feed?

I am wondering how anyone can shit to order, either in or out of a Pyrex dish.

@Thickhead yes! I was just thinking this was tat (and a thread) worthy of Regretsy. God i miss that site.

MN: LOL penis beaker. Nothing will top that!
@LEELULUMPKIN: Hold my beer.

"couldn't get anymore out!"

Let's hope so for her sake!