DH and his obscenity

[BaylisAndHardon]

When DH picks a chocolate from the box, he just dives in and picks any without even looking at the little chocolate menu card.

AIBU to think that this is completely obscene behaviour? Should I LTB?

I do this too. If you like all of them why not go for a surprise!

Wrong’un.

I do the same I like a surprise and if I don't like it, my husband finishes it off. Hahah

I couldn’t be with someone so reckless. YWNBU for LTB.

Your husband likes to live on the edge.

So you married a human dustbin who will even eat the orange cremes?
Has he any redeeming qualities?

I do love an orange creme..

I am jealous of his carefree risk taking approach tbh.

My DH does this too. I'm sure it must be one of those strange hereditary traits because his late dad used to do it as well.

I, on the other hand, am a delicate picker-outer of the nice ones.

He is nowhere near as heinous as the person who raids the second layer for their favourites when there are chocolates left on the top layer.

Living on the edge....

Is Danger his middle name?

Ooooh a risk taker. Is he Mr Excitement in other ways?

I never even considered this was possible to do. Just why? I do not like surprises.

I like his attitude. I wish I had a box now I'd go for it. I never knew anyone so .... exciting!!

I'm thinking of something containing a lime barrel, now that really would be reckless shoving your mitt in a box like that. Whoa.

My husband does this too. Very hard to watch.

@wowfudge

He is nowhere near as heinous as the person who raids the second layer for their favourites when there are chocolates left on the top layer.

Now that's just a fuckwit. You can't compare someone who calculates their fuckwittery to a DH who just gets on in there and quietly savours the results. Now that's alluring.

I have trained mine to only eat the ones I don't like. That's not much of a selection, poor bugger.

he's either really easy-going or has no taste buds

Why is he even eating your chocolates?

Ooh, could he pop round and collect all the fecking orange creams and strawberry monstrosities? Those are just wrong on too many levels.

Depends. If they're mainstream chocolates it might be forgivable. If they're nice expensive chocolates, anyone who behaves like that shouldn't be let have any. Ever.

where is the fun in that....??

the chocolates have to be counted and ranked so that you work down to having one of everything and then consumed in order of nice to most nicest

I also like to eat them in rows, but this isn't always possible due to the devil may care and random attitudes of chocolate box designers.

But how do you know which tastes to savour?

I’d spend all my time on identifying and not enjoying.

Nope, not a rule breaker here OP.