DH and his obscenity

[BaylisAndHardon]

When DH picks a chocolate from the box, he just dives in and picks any without even looking at the little chocolate menu card.

AIBU to think that this is completely obscene behaviour? Should I LTB?

We live in an age of ANARCHY!

OMFG I have read some bad stuff on MN but this thread takes to biscuit.

You can have my first LTB!

Seriously who does this? If he has no discretion over which to choose and randomly just shoves his meat mitt in the box, stuffing any random chocolate in to his gawping gob, he shouldn't be allowed solid foods.

Seriously, you need to seek help to escape from this vile specimen.

I would give him a but tbh he has probably already eaten them all, in no particular order or preference.

Totally inconsiderate.

My dear late OH was the reverse, he studied the card like it was War and Peace and spent as long doing it as it takes to read the book!

My DH is like this.

Is his name Forrest by any chance?

Lol, I was thinking this too.

OMFG I have read some bad stuff on MN but this thread takes the biscuit

But do you look at the "map" on posh boxes of biscuits too?

I find that anything wrapped in shiny foil is usually a good bet :-)

@ninninannonoonoo

This kind of creature probably eats the foil too!

The map is essential. He probably puts up flat packs by guessing too, and irons his clothes whilst wearing them.

@chickenyhead you've made my teeth hurt

But if you grew up in the 70's & your working class grandparents knee jerk reaction to anything , was a Milk Tray, ,Terry's All Gold, Black Magic box etc you know every choc in every brand's box by sight alone! Happy days....the only exception being Thornton's Continentals as they weren't always on offer like the aforementioned .

@bobby335

Does he realise he could end up with a nougat or worse still, a Turkish delight? Madness.

The risk is surely not that he might get a bad one, but that he might inadvertently take one of your favourites!