DH and his obscenity

[BaylisAndHardon]

When DH picks a chocolate from the box, he just dives in and picks any without even looking at the little chocolate menu card.

AIBU to think that this is completely obscene behaviour? Should I LTB?

Orange creams are delicious I don’t know what’s wrong with some of you. On a side note that is disturbing behavior

.... now i'm craving orange creams! sigh

(i don't even like them )

It is your fault OP for sharing the chocolates in the first place!

What a freakazoid!! Who behaves in that way?! Very strange!

Mine does this too and has the cheek to complain about me searching for the one I want - unreasonable bugger!

Mine does this, because 'he likes them all!'. Psycho.

Proper psychopath.

Utter psycho. I need to read the descriptions, decide my order and off load the ones I don’t like shit ones to my dh. I also like to see what colour M ‘n’ M I’m eating and have been known to group them into colours. Unashamed

Also, I am apparently ‘a freak’ for cherry picking which Celebrations to eat. I only like Maltesers and plain Galaxy, really.

Well I mean, I hate to sound paranoid OP but who knows what other risky behaviour he may be dabbling in - for all you know he could eating kitkats like this

This is acceptable when you are dealing with a familiar box of chocolates and know what you are getting, so you don't need to look at the menu. In any other circumstance, it is illegal and you need to LTB.

@BaylisAndHardon

I do love an orange creme..

Wash your mouth out!! I think your DH should be rethink your relationship after that statement

@MLMbotsgoaway

Well I mean, I hate to sound paranoid OP but who knows what other risky behaviour he may be dabbling in - for all you know he could eating kitkats like this

My eyes hurt

@MLMbotsgoaway GAH! my eyes! That is against nature ...

Well you clearly aren't eating enough chocolate if you need to read the menu card, I know what they all are by the colour of the wrapper

@MLMbotsgoaway

Well I mean, I hate to sound paranoid OP but who knows what other risky behaviour he may be dabbling in - for all you know he could eating kitkats like this

DH and DS do this, they should be burned at the bloody stake!!!!!

My ex actually lost his shit (properly, not joking) because I left a box of chocolates I was given so long they went white and he should have been given them.

But he was a fat greedy cunt so I am not sure his opinion counts for much. I did say he could eat them when he found them.

he just dives in and picks any without even looking at the little chocolate menu card.

Yeah, that’s what he tells YOU. Most likely he has memorised the shapes of the best ones and is cunningly pretending to have got the fudges and salted caramels entirely by accident. But it won’t be.

My dear late OH was the reverse, he studied the card like it was War and Peace and spent as long doing it as it takes to read the book!

Utter piggery. I search locate and eat all the coffee flavours
I do leave empty sachets I after eight box

@chocolateisavegetable @eatthatbueno I am SO sorry - I really should have considered a trigger warning.
@FrangipaniWHOOOOO no one should have to live with that.

@wowfudge I've never agreed with anything on the internet more than your reply 🙌

And OP.... definitely LTB territory!!

Definitely LTB and take any confectionery with you. He is beyond all hope.

@MLMbotsgoaway I know right???