God, this is depressing. Women being so unkind and judgemental about other women based on what they wear.
For what it's worth, I'll be 45 on Saturday. I obviously can't go anywhere, but to make myself feel better I'll be wearing my Harkel book skirt, a rainbow jumper, my book scarf and one of my many pairs of DM boots. And I think I'll look nice.
And I really, really hate Cards Against Humanity, never scream about dresses with pockets and have no idea of my Hogwarts house.