Shameless facebook xmas tat thread.

[TheoriginalLEM]

I cant find one, there must be one but i give you.......lockdown decs

I like that!

Awful! Truly awful!

I like the design a lot but the “we survived lockdown” not my favourite.

I give you this!

@Tadpolesandfroglets - Excellent find!.......But I was really distracted by the finger nails. Is it just me or is that a shit load of dirt underneath them?? 🤮 (Sorry I should rephrase that I really hope it isn’t 💩).

Ha ha ha the ginger one Is fab.

Grim!

Omg the fingernails

I made one the other day but only one person replied to me 😢 I’ll share my findings again here...
£2 for the tiny box of Cheap chocolates
£6 for the ‘Santa driving license’
And I don’t know what to say about the elf on the shelf monstrosity!

So these are so expensive you need to pay in installments...

And then this which was specifically added on a Christmas Bargains page and is a ‘time out’ chair complete with twee poem. Any kid would be devastated to receive a time out chair from Santa!

Any self-respecting child would instantly repurpose that terrible chair as a WMD.

What’s inside the Elf’s “pop me” balloon?

@LadyCatStark

I made one the other day but only one person replied to me 😢 I’ll share my findings again here... £2 for the tiny box of Cheap chocolates £6 for the ‘Santa driving license’ And I don’t know what to say about the elf on the shelf monstrosity!

Is that first picture missing half of the candy cane 😂 do you only get a half??

This is a bit of a nasty thread, isn't it? All of those items will be easily traced. Not to my taste but no need for this imo.

@Acrasia I think it’s your elf on the shelf coming back again for the new season. I’ve seen them on other Facebook tat threads before.

@Acrasia

What’s inside the Elf’s “pop me” balloon?

it might be a naked elf

Do people actually buy that?

Any self-respecting child would instantly repurpose that terrible chair as a WMD.

🤣

@LyingWitchInTheWardrobe

This is a bit of a nasty thread, isn't it? All of those items will be easily traced. Not to my taste but no need for this imo.

It’s free advertising for their wares, all publicity is good publicity and all that 😂

What's nasty about it? Some people love a bit of tat!

This isn’t a nasty thread! The people making this toot aren’t cuddly little nannies knitting Shreddies, they’re ruthless money makers who have gone through B&M like a plague of locusts...

From the thread.... Awful, grim, any kid would be disappointed. It's just a variation on the 'unpopular opinions' thread.

@Rotundandhappy

This isn’t a nasty thread! The people making this toot aren’t cuddly little nannies knitting Shreddies, they’re ruthless money makers who have gone through B&M like a plague of locusts...

Are these items not made by the sellers then? If that's the case then I'll shut my face and slink off quietly.

I love Facebook tat! It’s always so awful!