Shameless facebook xmas tat thread.

[TheoriginalLEM]

I cant find one, there must be one but i give you.......lockdown decs

The chairs are grim though!

The rest is tat - every year facebook is full of it. You know what, if people can supplement their incomes by chuckung some B&M bargains together in some cellophane then fair play to them. If people are daft enough to buy iy, fair play to them.

It must sell, so i guess the laughs on us - lighten up. These threads are just that, a laugh

Hampers of knock off goodies for Christmas, Halloween birthdays ect...

Some the comments I've seen about elf pn the shelf on here, I think some people would love a balloon one to stab! That's a public service, surely!

Apparently the cutlery isn't included.

Are you worried about your chocolate orange getting cold?

Swarovski crystal covered bottle of ranch dressing www.etsy.com/uk/listing/729811864/bottle-of-ranch-dressing-decorated-with?utm_medium=display_product&utm_source=Facebook&utm_campaign=uk_crm_daba_olfv2rev_pp&utm_content=toppower_combined_listing&utm_custom2=23844766722370123&fbclid=IwAR2kSQbDdiM3vAqOj9bnTzuZ09CSWPHznorPs6ynDcxRXw_LDAWbJzofkMc

That can't be true £158 ?

You have won the thread

It's not really Christmassy but i had to share!

Here you are OP lots of festive and Halloweeny shite to entertain you

Facebook - Christmas and Halloween shite http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4040894-Facebook-Christmas-and-Halloween-shite

Thanks squirtle

I saw this today, seemed a random mix of kinder and sourz

They are indeed easily identifiable!

I know the girl who made the elf balloons, inside is your returning elf on the shelf

[quote FingersCrossedForAllOfUs]@Tadpolesandfroglets - Excellent find!.......But I was really distracted by the finger nails. Is it just me or is that a shit load of dirt underneath them?? 🤮 (Sorry I should rephrase that I really hope it isn’t 💩).[/quote]
Oh god full vom

@LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Do you think someone made a packet of Haribo and a Christmas chocolate from last year?

@Tadpolesandfroglets

I give you this!

Ew. I'm more concerned about her fingernails. Looks like she ran out of toilet roll and used her fingers.

[quote FingersCrossedForAllOfUs]@Tadpolesandfroglets - Excellent find!.......But I was really distracted by the finger nails. Is it just me or is that a shit load of dirt underneath them?? 🤮 (Sorry I should rephrase that I really hope it isn’t 💩).[/quote]
She's got acrylics on, they can often get all filthy like that. General muck collecting in the join between the real and artificial tip. Bleegusting!

What’s inside the Elf’s “pop me” balloon?

Covid 19.

I actually like the chocolate orange covers . I'd reuse them in the stockings every year.

I've just tried eBay for chocolate orange covers and found this monstrosity and I take it all back .

@user27378

I actually like the chocolate orange covers . I'd reuse them in the stockings every year.

How about a chocolate orange nativity?

Or a choirboy who looks like the chocolate orange has been shoved a bit too far in...

@Rotundandhappy

This isn’t a nasty thread! The people making this toot aren’t cuddly little nannies knitting Shreddies, they’re ruthless money makers who have gone through B&M like a plague of locusts...

Lol. They're all fucking vile tat. I'm desperate for money at the moment so I understand what might motivate these 'crafts' but I'm grateful to the op for starting this thread. It's not mocking kids or afflictions... A little light relief and shared laughter is much needed therapy atm.

The hilarious things are normally those which require zero talent or are horrendously ugly/inappropriate. The first ornament is not to my taste, but seems reasonable if you like that sort of thing, I quite like all the choc orange covers, and I swear I normally chortle at these threads!

The elf balloon is much more 'tat'-worthy. What does it do?! Why?!

So hang on, the elf balloon = elf birth, which is a massive bang, balloon elf being dismembered, and then the elf, which mustn’t be touched or he’ll lose his magic, lying where it fell looking like a crime scene until after the kids are in bed? That sounds traumatising 😂

I bet getting your elf in there in the first place is fun too.

@TheoriginalLEM

That can't be true £158 ?

You have won the thread

I agree! And the nails - 😮😮