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Teacher gave Nephew a bag of kale. AIBU to think this is strange?

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CyanSnake · 23/10/2020 09:14

Was speaking to my nephew last night, and he proudly showed me a bag of kale his teacher had given him...

He’s at secondary school; and apparently it was a prize for winning the tutor competition. He picked a prize out of a hat and ended up with the gag prize.

Honestly not making this up. AIBU to think this is a bit weird?

OP posts:
pastandpresent · 23/10/2020 10:49

Kale is a wonderful veg. We(me, dh, ds) all love them.
It may also strike a conversation about what it is, some children may get intrigued and may ask parents to buy and cook it for them.
If it was my ds who received it, I'm sure he may have gave others a lesson how to cook them and how lovely it is. Grin

RB68 · 23/10/2020 10:50

Nice little boost to the immune system in these times

CSIblonde · 23/10/2020 10:50

Huh? Prizes are meant to be an incentive & nice: why is it funny to be not nice? I never get slapstick stuff like that. And I love stand up comedy & comedy in general.

2bazookas · 23/10/2020 10:52

These are really delicious

www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/spiced-kale-crisps

He should make these and take them in to school. Be sure to offer some to Miss.

AnneOfQueenSables · 23/10/2020 10:53

I've never heard of a gag prize in the context of school so tbh I'd have been a bit bemused if DS came home with kale Grin

shinynewapple2020 · 23/10/2020 10:53

I think a bag of kale is the 2020 middle class version of a cabbage

StarlightLady · 23/10/2020 10:56

Grin Grin 😂

Billben · 23/10/2020 10:57

Huh? Prizes are meant to be an incentive & nice: why is it funny to be not nice? I

What’s not nice about winning a bag of kale? Would you feel the same way about a bag of apples?

I’d understand your issue if it was a bag of rabbit poop for example 😂

wink1970 · 23/10/2020 11:02

I clearly live under a large stone, as I have never heard of this so I voted YANBU as you may be the same.

Now it's been explained, though, it's quite funny. Nice to hear about some inventive / inspiring teachers.

Billben · 23/10/2020 11:05

@FAQs

My dd English Language teacher pretended to have a heart attack last week, (he does am dram) clutched his chest, dramatically fell against desks sending papers across the floor and laid on the floor motionless because they all got something correct. Grin they all love that teacher and work so hard for him, he also drops the odd swear word (A-Levels) shock horror! He always gets the best results out of the class.
Wow ❤️
HunkyPunk · 23/10/2020 11:05

I guess I just can’t imagine a professional educator dishing out kale... it just seems surreal to me!

When things were normal, my ds school used to hold a Prizegiving ceremony at the nearby Cathedral every year with compulsory attendance for all pupils. (Never been myself. Said I'd go when one of them won a prize - hasnt happened yet Grin) Traditionally, to alleviate the boredom, vegetables used to be smuggled in, to be passed surreptitiously along the rows while trying to avoid the attention of teachers. One year an eagle eyed 'professional educator' managed to confiscate quite a haul of veg which she stuffed in her large handbag. Last seen walking out down the aisle with a parsnip top poking out of her bag, much to the amusement of the pupils, and presumably with a nourishing soup in mind! The ds still love reminiscing about the 'surreal' things which their teachers sometimes did! That's what makes for fond memories of schooldays. I bet your nephew and his friends will always remember his bag of kale Grin

DoTheMaccaroni · 23/10/2020 11:08

@CyanSnake

I guess I just can’t imagine a professional educator dishing out kale... it just seems surreal to me!
Just think about the fact that teachers have to come up with all kinds of wacky ideas to keep their pupils engaged. I think it’s actually a great idea as a gag prize because at the end of the day it’s a healthy food... which is a bonus! Hopefully he eats it 😆
VettiyaIruken · 23/10/2020 11:08

We need a bit of daftness!

OLittleTownofBethlehem · 23/10/2020 11:08

@FAQs @Radiatornoise

I’ve made that recipe before and it was delicious and very easy!

SBTLove · 23/10/2020 11:11

Gag Prize = Joke

fatherliamdeliverance · 23/10/2020 11:12

The teacher sounds funny with a touch of absurd humour. It's lovely that with everything going on they still have the energy to have a laugh with the class. A booby prize is supposed to be daft but kale is actually pretty useful

SWnewstart · 23/10/2020 11:12

Well I've never heard of a "gag" prize - to me the word means something like retching or heaving, possibly before being sick! Round here it would be the booby prize or wooden spoon. Anyway ...... no problem with the concept and think OP is being a bit over the top in reaction.

CeibaTree · 23/10/2020 11:13

@CyanSnake

I guess I just can’t imagine a professional educator dishing out kale... it just seems surreal to me!
But it was the joke prize so of course it would be a bit wacky - what would an acceptable gag prize be then OP?
AdditionalCadaver · 23/10/2020 11:15

This diagram explains it all for you

Teacher gave Nephew a bag of kale. AIBU to think this is strange?
1forAll74 · 23/10/2020 11:21

Whatever ! It's a good prize, I can't get any kale this week, I eat it all the time.

WhenISnappedAndFarted · 23/10/2020 11:22

It's a gag prize! It's meant to be weird.

Besides, you said your nephew said he 'proudly' showed you which means he wasn't bothered by it.

ChristopherTracy · 23/10/2020 11:34

@ladybee28 *You wondered if anyone had specifically had their teacher give them a bag of kale?

It is probably a fairly niche experience, to be fair.*

This properly made me laugh - thank you!

GreyishDays · 23/10/2020 11:37

@eddiemairswife

I've never heard of a gag prize. Is it the same as a booby prize?
Yes.
GreyishDays · 23/10/2020 11:39

@SWnewstart

Well I've never heard of a "gag" prize - to me the word means something like retching or heaving, possibly before being sick! Round here it would be the booby prize or wooden spoon. Anyway ...... no problem with the concept and think OP is being a bit over the top in reaction.
Gag also means joke.
Radiatornoise · 23/10/2020 11:40

Aha! 130 degrees. That’s where I’m going wrong. I bake them for 20 minutes on 200degrees Blush