To think its ok to send my ironing out?

[elliemac]

Have discovered this fab ironing lady just down the road from me but DH keeps moaning that i'm sending it out all the time. Its just such a relief to bung it in a bag and have it all come back nicely pressed. Am a SAHM so should i be making time to do it myself?

I've tried that thing anthea does with the fitted sheets - i can't do it for love nor money. Have you seen her doing the t-shirt fold thingy?

i offered to iron dp's work shirts earlier this year when i decided to take a career break and stay at home with dd while she's so small instead of going back to work at the end of my mat leave. I thought i should do something to contribute to a reduction in our outgoings. Obviously he agreed. Until he had to wear the shirts I had ironed. At which point, without a word to me, he started taking them to the local drycleaners again to be pressed. I did a good job of appearing to be put out by this insult to my ironing efforts.

LOL - Nice work countryhousehotel!

Why are we talking about ironing anyway? What about Jimmy Nesbitts tadger?

eeekkk i hear we are still yapping about jimmy nesbitts tadger - ye gods. step back fae the tadger, DONT touch it, cover your eyes

now im doing ripping the piss outta him what about princess-twinkle-tits-fluffs-and-folds-with-best-mate-husband-because-she-is-a-dirty-stop -out-adulteress-that-about-covers-it

I think Elliemac is a wee bit obsessed wi Jimmy Nesbitts tadger !! haha. Mind you I would rather dicuss tadgers than ironing.......

Big Spender - You dirty mare!! I've done some ironing today believe it or not so i'm feeling a bit twinkle titish at the moment. Will check in later to see who's tadger is the talk of the thread tonight - later girls!!!!

i heard someone mention princess-twinkle-tits-glitter-in-her-fanny-hosework-obsessed-lady-anthea-the adulteress ggrrrrrrrr i detest that woman every fibre of me wants to lock her in a messy flea pit, lad pad with no access to iron

Oh my spelling well she has done hose work with someone else's husband
, but i of course meant housework and princess-twinkle-tits

We knew what you meant! Folk probably thought you were being all "scottish" again!

ach ye haud yer whist
ah'm aw gittering aboot here

I don't think i'll be on long tonight - all that ironing has tired me out! What about Richard Hammond?

hamster face like a well skelped erse so so dull bet he likes phil collins and celine dion

I think there's something quite attractive about him! Maybe its the devil may care attitude............but then I thought Russell Brand was looking quite fit last night so think I'm going a bit mental....

If you gave Russell Brand a nice short hair cut i think he would be quite good looking! Scottishmummy probably fantasizes about the MacDonald Brothers when she's ironing!!!

russell brand looked lovely with shorter hair, he showed a video of him on ponderland where he showed off his lovely bone structure.....and more besides

Did you see Heat magazine is running that thing on strange celebrity crushes again - There are some belters! Its Robson Green i love. If he knocked on my door i'd be off

MacDonald Brothers haha!!! Or the Proclaimers!
Robson Greene eh? The cheeky geordie. Think hes quite short though eh?

I hope Mrs Nesbitt isn't one of those ladies who googles her husband's name...

o and finds out he been (allegedly)smoothing with some plastic-tits-orange-faced-wannabe

Hey don't be slagging off the Proclaimers - I'm off to see them next week. I only want to hear the 500 miles song live. I'll be bored shitless for the rest of the concert. Its not even seated! Here's another one for you - Phil Vickery Mmmmmmmmmmm!

love the proclaimer boys
craig and charlie both ex-psychiatric nurses
it tacks a lang spoon to sup wi a fifer

Elliemac,
You will have a great time at the Proclaimers! I saw them at T in the Park many moons ago and they were the highlight of the weekend.Where are you going to see them?

Going to see them in Kilmarnock. Taking DH though and he dances like an arse! Wish there were seats!

to stop him dancing? Haha! Just get blind drunk...........