Category, as Ru Paul would say, is alcoholic drinks aimed at women.
I bought a bottle of Malibu Strawberry Spritz at Morrison’s last week. I like Malibu (don’t judge me) and strawberries and fizzy things.
I opened it last night. Christ, it was awful. Tasted like a weird blend of kids’ medicine and saturated sugar syrup. Not sure how you can make something like this taste un-fruity. And it was virulent pink.
Down the sink it went, even the plughole seemed to be resisting it by vomiting up the pink foam.
I can’t imagine anything worse but maybe you know differently.
YABU = yes, there are worse alcoholic drinks aimed at the ladies and I’m going to give you details.
YANBU = no, nothing sounds worse than Malibu Strawberry Spritz.