I have tasted the worst drink in Christendom. Can you top this?

[Iamthewombat]

Category, as Ru Paul would say, is alcoholic drinks aimed at women.

I bought a bottle of Malibu Strawberry Spritz at Morrison’s last week. I like Malibu (don’t judge me) and strawberries and fizzy things.

I opened it last night. Christ, it was awful. Tasted like a weird blend of kids’ medicine and saturated sugar syrup. Not sure how you can make something like this taste un-fruity. And it was virulent pink.

Down the sink it went, even the plughole seemed to be resisting it by vomiting up the pink foam.

I can’t imagine anything worse but maybe you know differently.

YABU = yes, there are worse alcoholic drinks aimed at the ladies and I’m going to give you details.

YANBU = no, nothing sounds worse than Malibu Strawberry Spritz.

I tried Riga Balsam repeatedly, while in Latvia, and at no point did it improve.

Bailey's Irish cream and Advocaat. They both make me gag.

Have you tried Unicum? It is the worst drink in the entire world. It's a Hungarian liqueur

Black Tower white wine and coke light are also awful

Tunnel showing {empty} track where Malibu Woman was sitting with her bottle!

Why would anyone get past the name Unicum and take the risk to drink it...

Is it just me?

@ErrolTheDragon

I once tried some Jam Doughnut beer at a beer festival. Yes, I know, my own fault, but I didn't really want to drink any more so I indulged my morbid curiosity.

I think the worst water I've sampled was at a spa, probably the pump room in Bath - again no surprise there, sulphurous warm water. I don't doubt its curative properties, it'd motivate you to get over what ailed you.

I was just going to say that. Bath Spa water is vile. I tried some spa water at the Pump Rooms in Cheltenham, similarly sulphurous and disgusting.

Pressed too soon...still think I'm traumatised from it.

I give you Kumis:. www.rferl.org/a/drink-milk-kymyz-nature-kyrgyz/25056527.html

Horse milk fermented in a goatskin bag. My husband liked it but omg omg omg.

Not a drink but I used to love those strawberry jam and coconut marshmallow biscuits back in the 70s!

Unicum? Literally the worst name ever. Dizzy pigeon it is definitely not just you. 🤮

My Nan used to drink baileys and lemonade. That was pretty rank, milky drinks shouldn't be fizzy.

Speaking of which, I also tried an actual fizzy milkshake once - think it might have been Japanese? That was awful.

Disclaimer I haven’t actually tasted either of these but I imagine it’s what they serve in hell.

An "aviation" cocktail - gin, maraschino liqueur, crème de violette, and lemon juice. I don't know what I was thinking. It looked pretty but it was like drinking dilute Zoflora.

Also came here expecting Beverly comments.

I love Malibu so no judgement from me!

Still would be tempted to try. I like kids medicine though

Here it is

What, @Hardbackwriter , is Unicum

I don’t want to Google

@Redtartanshoes

Disclaimer I haven’t actually tasted either of these but I imagine it’s what they serve in hell.

Those look marketed at young teenage girls... Depressing. I imagine that only kids would like their taste. It would be very easy to take too much.

Taboo- orange and disgusting
Mirage - blue and disgusting
Mad Dog 20/20 - came in various lurid hues and flavours, all of them revolting.

I was a student in the early 90's.
The advent of alcopops was a game changer.

i once had a michelada which was clamato juice with a beer top. that's clams, tomato juice and a sort of dark lager mexican beer

But they wouldn't aim it at women if women didn't buy it there would be no point, when I go to nights out all I see is woman drinking weird colourful drinks

I thought lager and tomato juice was weird sounding but turned out nice not tried one for years but I love pints

@fairydustandpixies

Not a drink but I used to love those strawberry jam and coconut marshmallow biscuits back in the 70s!

Just discovered you can get them from Ocado, the Lyons ones chocolate base with jam/mallow topped with coconut instantly transported back in time.

ErrolTheDragon My DM and I went on a short break to Bath, and duly tried the water. DM's verdict: "It tastes like bath water". Erm, yep

I like the sound of these bitter herbally drinks. I would much prefer that to sweet, sickly ones

Lager and tomato juice?!

Strawberry Baileys. I love cream and strawberries and all that, but this tasted like synthetic strawberry flavouring that had been left to go off and then mixed with a carton of fake cream - like that Elmlea stuff,

One of the reasons I've cheerfully given up drinking now.