I have tasted the worst drink in Christendom. Can you top this?

[Iamthewombat]

Category, as Ru Paul would say, is alcoholic drinks aimed at women.

I bought a bottle of Malibu Strawberry Spritz at Morrison’s last week. I like Malibu (don’t judge me) and strawberries and fizzy things.

I opened it last night. Christ, it was awful. Tasted like a weird blend of kids’ medicine and saturated sugar syrup. Not sure how you can make something like this taste un-fruity. And it was virulent pink.

Down the sink it went, even the plughole seemed to be resisting it by vomiting up the pink foam.

I can’t imagine anything worse but maybe you know differently.

YABU = yes, there are worse alcoholic drinks aimed at the ladies and I’m going to give you details.

YANBU = no, nothing sounds worse than Malibu Strawberry Spritz.

Kiwi 20/20. Christ on a bike......

@ElizabethMainwaring

Lager and tomato juice?!

AND CLAMS

Echo Falls (don't judge me) mixed berries oh it is rank tastes like off ribena and my god the headache . My DD buys tins of alcoholic fizz that smell of kids antibiotics

You've reminded me of a vile drink I was given at Christmas - now I'll drink anything if its alcoholic but the parma violet gin went straight down the sink!!

Not alcoholic but the worst drink I have ever tried is plain coconut water. There's something musty socks-ish about it.

I also can't bear the sour/bitter taste of Sauvignon Blanc.

20/20 was so nasty. I’d like to also add Thunderbird wine, especially the peach flavour.

Wild Turkey whiskey. Vom
Some weird drink, around 70 % alcohol i think, that my brothers friend brought him back from Poland

A friend of mine who lived in Moscow once brought back a bottle of something that claimed to be pine cone flavoured vodka. I thought something must have been lost in translation, but no, it really did taste like somebody had fermented a handful of forest floor, complete with fox shit probably.

Sipsmith do a lemon drizzle gin that is exactly like those semi-medicinal lemon cough sweets. It is utterly horrible.

There used to be a fashion when I was at uni for Cement Mixers, which is Baileys mixed with lime juice so that it curdles and you get a lumpy, vomit-like mixture. It was a punishment drink for people who lost a bet or something. Never had one myself, but watching someone else drink it was almost enough to make me sick!

@Needanewnamenow Clamato with beer! Puke! my Canadian friend drank that when I stayed with them and I tried it. It tasted like jizz (sorry!)

Agree entirely with Kinnie, and that's from someone married to a half Maltese husband, the population of which seem to love the stuff!

Aperol Spritz. Grim. Tastes like ear wax and dissapointment.

Not a big fan of L & P either, and almost had my NZ residents stamp revoked by kiwi friends because I vocalised that!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_%26_Paeroa

Haven't drank Lambrini for years so when I saw Parma Violet Lambrini for sale ,I was excited to try this as I love Parma Violets. I couldn't even get past the first few sips. I was expecting it to be sweet ,but nope it was bitter nothing like I expected, my husband drinks anything alcohol wise and even he couldn't stomach it.

@Branches1

Have you tried Unicum? It is the worst drink in the entire world. It's a Hungarian liqueur

Black Tower white wine and coke light are also awful

We have Unicum in the cupboard.

(I'm teetotal though so have never tasted it)

A walnut liquor from Italy, in a weird nut shaped bottle. Made my stomach churn for days afterwards. That was at a time when I'd pretty much drink anything.

Benedictine, the most disgusting drink ever. One sip and I was running for the bathroom

Actually also avocaat in the Netherlands, my grandmother and her sisters used to eat it out of little bowls.

I bought some lemon and raspberry drink thing (that Asda insist on keeping in the fridge, even though it's a non fridge juice) and it was BLUE when I poured it out

Who needs blue drink ?

I've long come to the conclusion that pre-made drinks like this are basically chemical soups.

I had a herbal liqueur in Majorca it basily !

We used to drink Pernod and blackcurrant mixed with a bottle of cider in a pint glass with ice.
Had to use a straw to drink it. Known as a Red Witch.

Reki. It is truly horrible.

My hand sanitiser from Costco smells the same. I’m worried I will get drunk absorbing the gel through my skin. That said I would rather drink the sanitiser than reki.

Once upon a time DH won a hamper at his work Christmas party. There was a bottle of virulent red liquid. The bottle was unlabelled, made of clear glass and it was a sort of Christmas tree shape. We weren't sure if the liquid was to drink or put in the bath. For safety we tested it to see if it lathered first - it didn't. We tried drinking a bit - tasted bitter and artificial. Still not sure to this day what it's purpose was!!

For me, Raki. I nearly went teetotal afterwards.

I was going to nominate Unicum (yes, the name alone was off-putting), but saw Branches1 beat me to it. The bottle lurked unloved in the back of the cupboard until we were packing to move.
("Why not just pour it away sooner?" I hear you cry, well it was a present from DH's colleague, so that would be ungrateful ).

@doctorhamster

Butterbeer at the Harry Potter studios in Watford. Absolutely rank. Even the kids wouldn't drink it.

The butterbeer ice cream is lovely though

I came on to vote for Butterbeer. Absolutely gross. The slushie version was not quite as bad, but not drinkable.

Oh my friend used to drink the Pernod and.cider I don't think we called it Red Witch though .