to wonder what sexy "I am living my best life" activity you are up to this Saturday night?

[PyongyangKipperbang]

For me, defrosting the freezer.

I know, right?! Check ME out!

And to make it even more funky, I woefully underestimated the amount of ice in there and am hearing the plink-plink of a kitchen floor being flooded drop by drop.

Try not to be too jealous.... :o

I've started early on the Christmas cheese footballs. Beat that.

watching dh attempt ebay and winning 😂 ebay may be old and dh even older but he rarely uses it and suddenly thinks it’s the most incredible thing ever (we are ignoring the “did you know” comments) whilst eating cheese savouries with dd and actually watching the vicar of dibley. had a migraine all day so this is a mega saturday night 😂

@thenightsky

Doing my usual trick of spending far longer browsing Netflix and prime video to try and find a Saturday blockbuster to watch than actually watching anything!

Oh God, this is DH. I'm happy watching random stuff on regular telly and MNing. He comes in, spends 2 FUCKING HOURS 'flicking' then falls asleep with the controls in his hand so I can't regain control.

My DH does the exact same thing! But our (US) satellite provider now has a phone app that turns one's phone into a remote control. It has saved our marriage.

Lying in bed with a brandy. So so glad I am not out in the rain going from bar to bar.

Carving pumpkins and watching the exorcist with my friend.
Which we then turned off because it was too scary despite having seen it before. 🤦‍♀️

I've just purchased some 'tile grout remover' off amazon
Life on the edge in my house!!!

I'm on the sofa with a blanket and book alternating reading and mumsnetting.

I have eaten tea in front of the tv wearing my pjs and oldest cardie. Now trying to decide whether I can be bothered to go and hunt through the cupboards for chocolate or whether to just give up and go to bed.

Doing our online shop and watching About A Boy

Curled up on the sofa with DP, just watched A Simple Favour on Netflix (7/10 quite funny) and eating Haribo.

@bettertimesarecomingnow

Been there, done that.
And yet I’m the one who ended up with Lyme disease!

I’m eating pizza after cleaning out the rats, marking and writing reports.
Honestly, why am I writing reports only 4 weeks into term?!

listening to DS and Dh watch lego ninjago movie at old people volume!

watching the telly, knitting and drinking a glass of Pepsi. I am living the dream.

That post definitely tells anyone who knows me who I am.

Standing up and staring over the back of the sofa, thinking, 'Do I actually own a greyhound?'

Sorry Bargebill19, spotted your message. Went through that last year with my mum.

Been binge watching Vera for several hours whilst eating salt and vinegar Pringles and drinking fizzy water. Did 4” of a crochet blanket but feeling meh about it so frogged it and started again.
It’s piddling down outside, again.

Lying on the bed, mainlining Tums and wondering if I fancy Darren Rudge, or just find him comforting.

I'm waiting for my daughter to have her first baby. Spent every day this week wondering if today's the day. The rest of the time is spent fielding calls and messages about whether she has had her baby.
It's pretty rock n roll to be honest.

Just ordered 3kg of Haribo cola bottles on Amazon. Third time I have done this since lockdown........

@RJnomore1

Hello matey

I have been Out since 1pm and as everything now closes at 10 I’m home to drink more white wine and wind up tinternet. Is that too close to actual rock and roll these days?

Hey babe! Good to "see" you!

ANd yes, I think it is actually proper rock n roll......keep staggering walking sister!

I’ve just unblocked the toilet and I’m about to make an Ovaltine. I’m practically Kate Moss in her Primrose Hill gang days.

We’ve had dinner at our neighbours flat, my little boy went to sleep in their bed and I managed to wake him up on the shortest walk home. So now we’re all in bed, dog and boyfriend are snoring, cats washing her bum and I’m hoping my son will be asleep again soon.

Yay hello you is life treating you well? I have had a few cocktails but NOT the espresso martinis

Feeling guilty at the pig I have made of myself today.

:o:o

My favourite lockdown memory will be getting half of MN plastered on Espresso Martinis! I am soooooo owning all of those hangovers!