Facebook - Christmas and Halloween shite

[shitinmyhandsandclap]

and so it begins, get this lovely chocolate sleigh for the bargain price of £6

I agree love the sprouts, very cute.

Chocolate orange covers, anyone? I mean, just...WHY?!

And this beauty, sure to sell...!

I got demons- they'd be better marketed as knitted pumpkins for Halloween

Got the scary factor too

@GinWithASplashOfTonic

I got demons- they'd be better marketed as knitted pumpkins for Halloween

To be fair there are lots of designs (Christmas puddings, Rudolph) but I just can’t get why you’d want to put a knitted cover on a chocolate orange...?!

igotdemobs I did actually buy a knitted penguin chocolate orange cover from a charity craft fair last year. My sister loves penguins and loves chocolate oranges so it seemed like a better stocking filler than just a chocolate orange in its box.

Essentially useless though, I agree. Just quite cool, one off packaging, I thought.

Good grief that anorexic snowman is, um, interesting

I like the knitted veg, especially the sprouts, they're cute.

A lady in our village makes them. I bought her crochet mince pies too. Hers look very professional and they have beaded eyes which are better than paper.

They are not tat but made with skill if not to everyone's taste.

@igotdemons

And this beauty, sure to sell...!

That scares me.

@NatashaAlianovaRomanova

Knitted sprouts anyone?

These are cute!

I LOVE this thread!

I was asked by my sons school to make knitted chocolate orange covers for them to sell at their Christmas fete and they sold the lot! I’ve had family members ask me for them too, maybe it’s the cute factor?

following for the entertainment value.

Ho ho ho!

Their hands

I expect the see lots of these as people try and make themselves some extra ££ in the current climate. However I cant see many people buying for the same reason.

🤣

@igotdemons

And this beauty, sure to sell...!

I would buy it if it was £240 cheaper for my bookclub secret Santa shit with a limit of £5 spend.

You’ll be “thrilled” to know that such tat and crap is not just reserved for the UK. Here’s the west coast of the USA’s contribution.

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@BritWifeinUSA

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Picasso lives!

@BritWifeinUSA

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WTF

Ok so i know this isn't Facebook but this popped up when I started Christmas shopping online recently. WTAF?

I looked at my marketplace pages and disappointedly everything was tasteful mostly handmade wooden stuff.
I shall continue my quest for tat.

@igotdemons - that's hideous too! Grinch babies all round 🤢