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Instagram Giveaway fail

68 replies

Ylfa · 02/10/2020 09:06

I’ll see the funny side of this eventually but I did my first giveaway recently and the draw was yesterday. It was for adoption of a resident at a wildlife sanctuary local to me, was surprisingly popular (I thought it might not do very well). Video chatted with the winner and she was crying with happiness, it was so touching. I felt so happy that it meant such a great deal to her. Until she asked about how we would transport a raptor across Europe 🧐

Everyone thinks it’s hilarious because the wording was so explicit- winner chooses an animal who remains a resident of the sanctuary and receives an adoption certificate and photographs and regular updates and an open ticket to visit.

Super busy day today but please vote: YANBU this was unforeseeable or YABU obviously people would expect to win an actual Red Kite or whatever

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latheritup · 02/10/2020 09:09

YANBU, this is hilarious 😂

TownHallDesigner · 02/10/2020 09:16

I’m just super impressed that your wildlife sanctuary has raptors. Shock

I loved those guys in Jurassic Park

Grin
WinchesForFinches · 02/10/2020 09:19

Surely it can just fly itself?

Ylfa · 02/10/2020 09:26

😂 this is really really helping, thanks - I went from elation to despair within about three minutes which is pretty good going even for someone diagnosed with bipolar disorder (like me!)

She is settling for a picture of a squirrel instead and I’ll think much harder about the next giveaway

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DrIrisFenby · 02/10/2020 09:41

I'm sorry but that's really funny...Grin

No-one in their right mind would think that included actually winning an animal!

MusicWithRocksIn1t · 02/10/2020 09:48

😆 are you sure she wsnt joking?
Only other thing I can think if is maybe English wasn't her first language and she misread it?

Satsuma2 · 02/10/2020 09:59

That's hilarious. I too would guess english is not their first language.

CarolineForbes · 02/10/2020 10:04

Oh god, having flashbacks to when I was a kid and cried when our horse won the grand national. I was really concerned about how we would fit it in our car boot!

SRS29 · 02/10/2020 10:24

@WinchesForFinches

Surely it can just fly itself?
Brilliant Grin
Merryoldgoat · 02/10/2020 10:25

I’m properly laughing at this

Ylfa · 02/10/2020 10:29

Oh she 100% wasn’t joking, it was awful. I woke up feeling terrible about it! Her English is great but definitely an additional language.

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Merryoldgoat · 02/10/2020 10:34

@CarolineForbes

Oh god, having flashbacks to when I was a kid and cried when our horse won the grand national. I was really concerned about how we would fit it in our car boot!
Who knew the goldmine this thread would be?
Ylfa · 02/10/2020 10:39

I’m laughing so hard now 😂 you people are the best!

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RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 02/10/2020 10:55

This is just what I needed to read this morning. I particularly like that she wasn’t that keen on raptors anyway and would prefer a picture of a squirrel 🐿 Grin

DiseasesOfTheSheep · 02/10/2020 10:59

I'd quite like to win a red kite to fly off my horse, like the hunting eagles they use on the Steppes...

I love the idea of you popping a raptor into a jiffy bag and sending it across Europe by courier. Don't use Hermes - they'll lose it and it'll cause a right mess in their depot...

Ylfa · 02/10/2020 11:18

😂

Oh god I feel so mean but we’re not there yet

Instagram Giveaway fail
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LibrariesGiveUsPower · 02/10/2020 11:18

I mean what would you even wrap a raptor with? Think you’d need extra bubble wrap on the claws and beak so the postman doesn’t get a nasty fright.

LibrariesGiveUsPower · 02/10/2020 11:20

Oh my. I feel you may need to post her a cuddly squirrel ASAP and just tell her it’s not a real squirrel she’s won

Ylfa · 02/10/2020 11:29

🙈

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ImaSababa · 02/10/2020 11:34

"mine physically" 🤣🤣

Ylfa · 02/10/2020 11:42

It’s a he but

Instagram Giveaway fail
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ShellsandSand · 02/10/2020 11:45

They've got to be winding you up 🤣 'I can't wait to have her'
Cut to winner walking hand in hand with a squirrel and pushing it on the swings, tucking it into bed at night...
This has made my morning OP.

Sexnotgender · 02/10/2020 11:49

You sure they’re not pulling your leg?

Florencenotflo · 02/10/2020 11:50

I'd love to see a Daily Mail sad face story from this persons point of view. "Duped into thinking I would win my very own wild animal"... 🤣

romeolovedjulliet · 02/10/2020 11:54

i want a pet squirrel, a red one please, so cute Smile