AIBU to ask people to guess how many Danish Butter Biscuits I have just eaten?

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These biscuits - danish butter biscuits/cookies. Fuck me they are like crack. Guess how many I have just eaten in one go? Closest one wins a prize (of a MN flower emoji )

PS I have eaten the same amount of them each day for the last three days

PPS if anyone says "this is why we have an obesity crisis" I will say fuck off as I've lost a load of weight and my clothes don't fit and I have a weird hollow thing in my throat/neck which I dislike so I'm a bit sensitive about it

PPPS Don't ever go to Costco

I hope the first person doesn't guess correctly as it will be a really short shit thread

13?

Nope

8

Nope

1 tin

7?

8

20

A full layer?

They are rather addictive ... I'll go for 15

15?

Half the tin.

12

10

Perhaps you don't understand cat. I said Costco. This is a 1.8kg tin

Apologies if you did in fact still mean the whole tin

26

23

5

17?

Oh you're all so quick!

@SpongeBobJudgeyPants 10 it is.

The irony of your name is excellent isn't it:

18

23

I actually think I could eat the whole tin (as it's missing a lot already) but I have run out of tea to drink with it.