AIBU to ask people to guess how many Danish Butter Biscuits I have just eaten?

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These biscuits - danish butter biscuits/cookies. Fuck me they are like crack. Guess how many I have just eaten in one go? Closest one wins a prize (of a MN flower emoji )

PS I have eaten the same amount of them each day for the last three days

PPS if anyone says "this is why we have an obesity crisis" I will say fuck off as I've lost a load of weight and my clothes don't fit and I have a weird hollow thing in my throat/neck which I dislike so I'm a bit sensitive about it

PPPS Don't ever go to Costco

Damnit @onetothree

None. You opened the tin to discover a sewing kit instead of biscuits.

18 = five cake cases of three. Workings of my theory.

I would love a sewing kit inside it. Almost as much as biscuits. If it Gutermann thread 38 in it, perhaps more than biscuits...

Sorry.....Six times three. Holy lord. Maths fail.

Multiplying by cases of three is good work though. A good strategy.

I was just wondering what biscuits were doing in the sewing tin

Of course I noticed that glaring error I was just too polite to say

I actually could eat that whole tin in 1 day. This is why we only buy biscuits at Christmas now.

Wait, do people mean they use the tins as sewing kits? But there are no compartments in it. Doesn't everything get all mixed up together?

@Havaiana you mean you could eat the 1.8kg in a day? Respect.

DH actually bought these for me and said "I bet you can't leave these until Christmas but save some for me when you open it" (quite rude don't you think)

I was so tempted to take all the biscuits out and hide them in a different tin and leave a few crumbs and all the little paper cases for him to find when he opened it.

Do it, do it, do it.

I note you haven't denied 18.

A whole tin

In case anyone not off to Costco, they do these biscuits in the pound shop and in the 99p shop. I will even get out of the way when you are reaching for them as I can't stand the horrible little fuckers 🤮

I think the whole tin over the course of a day.

Keep a loo roll handy at all times

@notthemum nooooooo! Are you sure? They have to be the Royal Dansk, I'm snobby like that

(If I emptied the tin as a joke for DH now I've troughed through half of it he would think it was quite normal and probably order me another tin)

10? Amateur 🤣

I ate an entire NY cheesecake once during an episode of poldark.

I’ve stopped buying them because they are so addictive! Also about 5 years ago DH’s colleague from Denmark was visiting and said that he never heard about them. It made me a little bit suspicious as I was keen to have truly authentic Danish experience.

5 thousand

You only managed 10
I would have eaten the whole first layer.

Who cares?