to share something weirdly satisfying

crochetmonkey74 · 2020-09-29T10:39:39+00:00

Wandering round home this morning, feel like there is a hair in my mouth, so pulled it out- only for it to have been vertical all down my throat and I felt it pull all the way out - sort of made me feel satisfiedly disgusted.

Namechangeme87 · 29/09/2020 11:41

🤣🤣 I’m happy for you ! Coz I find some stuff like this weirdly satisfying . However this particular scenario iD have almost puked

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crochetmonkey74 · 29/09/2020 11:41

didn't mean to leave voting on!

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LongPauseNoAnswer · 29/09/2020 11:42

Omg I gagged reading that (not envy)

RightOnTheEdge · 29/09/2020 11:44

When my dd was little she said she had a hair in her mouth. I could see and pulled it out but it was like yours and as I pulled it out she puked all over the floor!

QuestionableMouse · 29/09/2020 11:47

I've done similar with a hair in my eye. Felt decidedly weird coming out.

silverbubbles · 29/09/2020 11:48

Totally agree.
When it happened at the other end it was equally as satisfying.

Toilenstripes · 29/09/2020 11:49

Sometimes it’s the little things that mean so much.

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername · 29/09/2020 11:53

I have two similar stories, and I'm not sure which is more disgusting

Once the cat had a human hair on the fur of her backside. DH pulled at it, but it turned out to be 90% inside. The cat made quite an unusual noise.

I once had a chunk of snot (sorry, I did say it would be disgusting) that was so long, I swear it tickled my brain coming out. I could feel it coming from somewhere in my head where I'd never felt moving before at all, it was bonkers. It was a good 2.5 inches long. It was probably 10 years ago and I still remember the sensation fondly

Sparklfairy · 29/09/2020 11:57

Omg this needs a trigger warning!!

I have a "phobia" of stray hairs anywhere they're not supposed to be, ESPECIALLY in my mouth. If I find a hair in food (it'll be mine as I live alone!) I have to throw the whole lot out

If I even think about hairs in food I have to suppress retching. This has been a very difficult post to write for that reason

shitinmyhandsandclap · 29/09/2020 11:59

I had a really itchy foot whilst walking doggo this morning, came home, removed shoe and there was a thick dog hair embedded about an inch into my skin. I enjoyed pulling it out

Cassilis · 29/09/2020 12:04

I had a GP video consultation on Saturday morning, told the GP I had a hair stuck in my throat and no amount of drinking and eating soft foods would lodge it.

D4rwin · 29/09/2020 12:09

I have a "deviant" hair that grows low down on my back, it is exactly like my head hair, rather than my body hair. Generally I pull it out at about 2 inches. But being just one obviously I have to find it in the shower. Occaisionally it's made it longer than 7 inches. I'm weirdly proud when it does.

I also find it satisfying when I've pulled wax out of my ears that amounts to alarming volumes.

wellerhugs5 · 29/09/2020 12:10

@UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername

I have two similar stories, and I'm not sure which is more disgusting

Once the cat had a human hair on the fur of her backside. DH pulled at it, but it turned out to be 90% inside. The cat made quite an unusual noise.

I once had a chunk of snot (sorry, I did say it would be disgusting) that was so long, I swear it tickled my brain coming out. I could feel it coming from somewhere in my head where I'd never felt moving before at all, it was bonkers. It was a good 2.5 inches long. It was probably 10 years ago and I still remember the sensation fondly

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

slipperywhensparticus · 29/09/2020 12:11

My cat had a hair and a bit of a gunky eye so I pulled the hair (he was notorious for never cleaning his face) and out popped a grass seed covered in goop! He was happy as hell I called the vet in a panic who said watch him for a few day's if nothing else happens he is fine 🙂

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crochetmonkey74 · 29/09/2020 12:12

It's weird what we find satisfying. My lovely very prim friend has a secret story about her 'fifteen second fart' she was at a wedding, had an IBS attack and her stomach swelled so much she couldnt do up her outfit so she was heading to car to go home and change into a looser something when she let out her silent and not smelly FSF . She said it was joyous in the relief and deflated her stomach.

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QuestionableMouse · 29/09/2020 12:13

I have a hair like that above my eyebrow. First time I noticed it, it was shoulder length. I had long hair at the time so I'm assuming I'd just thought it was a head hair.

I showered recently before work, got dressed and went. I had the most itchy lower back/bum ever and assumed I'd not rinsed properly. Went to the loo and found a great big matt of hair wedged in my bum crack. Was bliss when I removed it all 😂😂😂

Zaphodsotherhead · 29/09/2020 12:31

I was thinking about this sort of thing when reading the 'carpet cleaning porn' thread (someone had cleaned their carpet with a Rug Doctor and posted pictures of the filthy water).

Is there a term for this? I know we have sporn, but there are different types!

Binkybix · 29/09/2020 12:38

I did this once! In a restaurant and it had some of the pasta sauce on it! So gross but so good.

Namechangeme87 · 29/09/2020 12:40

@Sparklfairy I’m the same ! One stray hair n am done with the whole meal . 🤢

Does anyone else enjoy the sensation of cleaning Your own ears out ??

TooTrusting · 29/09/2020 12:44

@UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername

I have two similar stories, and I'm not sure which is more disgusting

Once the cat had a human hair on the fur of her backside. DH pulled at it, but it turned out to be 90% inside. The cat made quite an unusual noise.

I once had a chunk of snot (sorry, I did say it would be disgusting) that was so long, I swear it tickled my brain coming out. I could feel it coming from somewhere in my head where I'd never felt moving before at all, it was bonkers. It was a good 2.5 inches long. It was probably 10 years ago and I still remember the sensation fondly

I once had an operation on my nose (not cosmetic) which involved splints being put up there (stitched in place with one stitch through what google tells me is the columella. After a few days they pulled them out. They were each about 6 inches long. I will never forget that sensation.

CoronaBollox · 29/09/2020 12:52

Or the stray hair that goes between the butt cheeks tickles when you pull it out...

Ear wax removal is a fav of mine. Only my earwax though, sod doing anyone else's.

wink1970 · 29/09/2020 12:56

Once had this with an ingrowing hair on my bikini line; when I hooked it and it slowly slid out it was about 4 inches long. I felt it slide out!

As an aside I regularly dream that I have partially swallowed a huge amount of chewing gum and I have to scrape it out of my throat and off my tongue. I can 'feel' it strongly in my dreams.

RefriedBeanz · 29/09/2020 13:03