to share something weirdly satisfying

[crochetmonkey74]

Wandering round home this morning, feel like there is a hair in my mouth, so pulled it out- only for it to have been vertical all down my throat and I felt it pull all the way out - sort of made me feel satisfiedly disgusted.

@UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername I can't stop chuckling at your cat making an unusual noise!
I have helped the dog with a long hair hanging out of his bumhole. He was most grateful. I was sick 🤢🤢🤢

Great thread. Having your "brain tickled" by extracting a massive bogey is a particular highlight.

I don't think I have anything quite like that to tell, but in a slightly different vein, I blearily walked into the bathroom one morning and bared my teeth in the mirror just prior to brushing, as you do - and I had a black dog hair stuck between my front teeth. Christ knows what party she'd been having on my mouth.

[quote BobbinThreadbare123]@UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername I can't stop chuckling at your cat making an unusual noise!
I have helped the dog with a long hair hanging out of his bumhole. He was most grateful. I was sick 🤢🤢🤢[/quote]
Mine used to take a dump on a walk and it would come in two parts. dump + hair + second dump dangling. Made me retch every time

@Sparklfairy same - hence the puking!!!

My other cat ate the gold stuff you chuck on the tree lamminata? Anyway it came out the other end and as I had been told never EVER pull stuff from a card arse I pinned him down to cut it shorter and cut off the blob of shit that was following him around like a fucking yoyo causing him to wreak unsanitary havoc in my home i pinned him in the kitchen (no carpet for it to mess-up) grabbed his tail was just trying to cut it (avoiding said tail) and he got loose my scissors got hooked and pulled the entire mess out all over my kitchen floor 😳 I put him outside he butt scooted all over my grass and allowed me to wack a warm flannel over him i suppose ring sting didn't even begin to cover it

Lametta?

@BobbinThreadbare123

Lametta?

THAT'S IT! the stuff of Christmas nightmares

Does anyone else enjoy the sensation of cleaning Your own ears out ??

Its one of the best feelings ever. Gives them a good scratch inside. DP also let's me do his ears. Its great, he always has loads of dry wax.

@slipperywhen sorry but that was too funny a description.

Ear cleaning fans - check out the Audiology Associates videos on You Tube. They’re based in Wales. Rhys has the most amazing voice.

I love shit like this I wish it would happen more often to me.

Instead my only regular pleasure is when my cat comes to me to clean his eyes out - starts off crusty then as I pull, a load of slime follows it out in a long stringy piece - I can actually feel it coming from around his eyeballs. The purring is immense it’s like we are having a spiritual experience together.

When my hair was long I used to find strands in my arse crack, unless I did a very thorough sweep of the area after a shower. There's nothing quite like the feeling of flossing your own arse with your own hair.

Some years back, I kept getting this weird tingly itch in my pubes. One night I had just been for a pee and felt a small bump with the heel of my hand as I wiped.
I stood up and squeezed it. Must have copped it just at the right angle and felt it explode (that the lord I couldn't see it happen, would have liked). Much grossness was wiped on tissue. I felt it again and something spiky was sticking out. Another squeeze and I felt the most peculiar itch and then relief.

It was a thick mass of black hairs, all straight, about 8mm long. It resembled one of those little black kids paint bushes, only tightly packed together. It smooshed into dozens of individual hairs.

Can only assume it was a hair that would grow, couldn't break through the skin and then another one started growing.

Was absolutely disgusting but there was a weird satisfaction in getting it out.

Bloody spell check.

(Thank the Lord I couldn't see it happen, would have puked)

I know it's not strictly sporn but this thread clearly belongs in sporners corner, the audience there will absolutely appreciate it

My husband did this once. Started choking on a piece of pizza and then I noticed a hair in his mouth so I pulled it and it came all the way up with a mangled piece of pizza attached to it. We gagged then laughed, a lot.

Not technically personal, but absolutely LOVE getting a bent wire coat-hanger and getting (as named in my house) the 'hair rat' out of the bath plughole... I know its gross but I just love it... Dishwasher filter on the other hand makes me retch even thinking about it...

DP occasionally gets blackheads on his back/shoulders and lets me squeeze them... absolute bliss... plus he does the dishwasher filter... we don't even live together :D

This year I had a pretty decent sized open wound from surgery complications just inside my bellybutton and had to have it packed with about what started at 1m of ribbon every day going down as it healed. Every day I felt like a magician when they pull the flags out of their sleeve. It was so gross but so amazing at the same time now the wound has healed i am left with a pretty weird belly button but also one that constantly collects crap and gunk in..every few days in the bath I just squeeze it and all kinds of shit comes out...the gift that keeps giving!

Once the cat had a human hair on the fur of her backside. DH pulled at it, but it turned out to be 90% inside. The cat made quite an unusual noise.

More than once I've had to pull blades of grass out of the dog's backside.

@ChocolateCherrybomb wow that sounds amazing

I also have to pull grass out of dog's backside. And I used to love clearing the hair out of the shower plug hole (now live alone in a house with shower over the bath and it's not the same. Plus I have very very short hair and my DDs used to have long hair...)

What is this called! It's not sporn because that's spots and I don't have the same reaction to those!

The animal ones give me the proper but I get you with the immense satisfaction of pulling out a long ingrown hair or just a hair from your backside! I do also love those long bogeys too. God I’m gross.

I do have a reoccurring nightmare though - I read a book where someone was tortured and it involved something similar (I won’t share, it really was gross) which kind of gives me the ick.

I had an operation that meant I had to have my bladder collapsed and a catheter inserted, to keep it collapsed my vagina was packed with bandages. After a couple of days the nurse came to take out the bandages, I was laid legs akimbo on the bed as she pulled literally yards and yards of bandages out of me. I didn't know whether to be proud or ashamed that I could contain so much wadding inside my nether parts.

Another one here for pulling grass out the dog’s bum 😱

And long hair stuck in bum crack after a hairwash shower.

I have swallowed spaghetti before chewing it enough and have had to cough it up again

I have pcos and regularly get thick hairs on my chin, it’s so satisfying plucking them out and having a look at how long they’ve grown overnight