to share something weirdly satisfying

[crochetmonkey74]

Wandering round home this morning, feel like there is a hair in my mouth, so pulled it out- only for it to have been vertical all down my throat and I felt it pull all the way out - sort of made me feel satisfiedly disgusted.

I too LOVE ear wax removal. I can spend many a happy hour on Youtube watching the videos when I should be working. I went to have my ears syringed once and the nurse was trying for ages with her water jet thingy to clear the crap - in the end she picked up a pair of tweezers instead and triumphantly held a sizeable nugget aloft.

(I kept it)

...oh, and my dad allowed me to squeeze the blackheads on the back of his neck

@Sparklfairy oooooh I just looked . Lots of pimple popping ! Nice 😂😂

As a teenager round my friends house her dog was running round with poo hanging out her bum. As I wanted to be a vet nurse they gave me the job of pulling the poop off with kitchen roll. I did but it didn't all come away...the dog had chewed and unraveled the carpet and eaten the stringy bit.

@QuestionableMouse

I have a hair like that above my eyebrow. First time I noticed it, it was shoulder length. I had long hair at the time so I'm assuming I'd just thought it was a head hair.

I showered recently before work, got dressed and went. I had the most itchy lower back/bum ever and assumed I'd not rinsed properly. Went to the loo and found a great big matt of hair wedged in my bum crack. Was bliss when I removed it all 😂😂😂

Ewugh That sounds like a Pilodinal Sinus. Check it doesn't grow back....usually men get this as they're hairier

[quote Namechangeme87]@Sparklfairy oooooh I just looked . Lots of pimple popping ! Nice 😂😂[/quote]
There's a brilliant ear wax one posted a week or two ago ...

I love when I have an ingrown hair and after managing to grab it with the tweezers, it turns out to be about 2ft long. So satisfying!

@HelpOrHindrance nah, it was a big lump of hair from my head! 🤢😂😂😂

You've all given me a giggle. I agree this should be in Sporner Corner. Although....I feel a subsection of Pet Sporn might be needed!

We used to have a dog that ate towels. They didn't digest as they went through the dog and sometimes ended up half in and half out the dog.....disgusting!!

I had an operation to have my gallbladder removed a few years ago. It was keyhole surgery so had 2 small incisions one right in the middle of my abdomen. They gave me dissolvable stitches but they didn't dissolve properly so there was this one piece just sticking out about half an inch out of my skin.

I couldn't be bothered to go to the GP just for them to pull it out so I just pulled it and it came out about 5inches long. Was really satisfying

Oh I have a good one. When my twins were 18m old one of them shoved a raisin up her nose. A bit of crying and a sniff and a swallow later it was gone (confirmed at minor injuries walk in) but ai stopped giving the kids those wee boxes of raisins because I didn't want a repeat performance.

A year later, the other twin had the cold, nose was running profusely, then she sneezed, and I saw something purple sticking out of her left nostril. I quickly wiped it, and I could quite clearly make out the design of the raisin boxes that I'd stopped giving them the year before. She must have ripped a bit off and shoved it up there. I bet the two of them had been sat in the buggy entertaining each other with the nose disappearing trick while I was oblivious.

Once sneezed whilst eating a raw carrot. Not a good idea. A piece of the half chewed carrot lodged itself in my sinus.
I was in agony for days. Kept shoving pointed pieces of tissue up my nose in a bid to make myself sneeze. It did make me sneeze just enough to move the carrot a little bit each time. Oh my god it was like crowning!
Eventually it was at its worst hurting so much and I sneezed end a small piece of carrot shot out of my nose and onto the floor. Instant relief