I just hope Leave Voters are looking forward to a lifetime of turnips, beetroot, apples and berries for themselves and their descendants.
(Obviously there's no chance of them eating a bit of humble pie any time soon. And anyway, it's about four years too late for that. Bit of starvation, what does that matter when you've got a pet unicorn in the backyard, not to mention your sovereignty and your blue passport and your fishing rights back? [Assuming the fish have all been informed only Brits can catch them from 1 January 2021, that is.]
Anyway, it's only the poor who are going to starve, eh, not clever, bright, super-duper, ultra-independent Leave voters.
Yet I bet even if they end up hungry themselves they STILL won't understand why those of us on the Remain side were so concerned about the whole thing, given the personalities and precedents involved. Too busy feeding their unicorns and licking their blue passports. Amongst other things. I'm just wondering when kowtowing, cap doffing, and boot-cleaning with the tongue are going to be on the state school curriculum....
On the subject of feeding ourselves, bit of a shame about that 40% failure of the British wheat harvest after the summer we've just had though, eh. And I wonder how long it's going to be before the same news is released about potatoes and other crops.
Still, I'm sure those cars the Japanese have traded us for cheese will be just yummy with a bit of tomato ketchup and mayonnaise....(This is especially hilarious when you look at how much cheese the Japanese, in general, actually eat.)
Not only have we made ourselves the laughing stock of the world, we're also subjects of contempt and pity.
Still, as long as we've got the Wotsit in Chief and his chums on our side, eh. Because he also doesn't think twice about lying and breaking promises though again, his inane supporters can not or will not see it.
This is not the country I grew up in. It's become openly xenophobic, backwards looking, elitist, sexist...I could go on. I despair for the entity formerly known as the United Kingdom, and my contempt for those short-sighted muppets who persisted in voting for this lot is pretty much boundless.
So, out of curiosity, if you were trying to do business with the former UK, would YOU ever trust perfidious Albion again, after this? Or individual Brits, come to that?