Husband doesn't spread to the edges

[Dandeliondrops]

Just that.

Plops stuff on toast in a sort of blob then smudges it a bit. What sort of insane person doesn't spread to the edges.

AIBU? I think not!

:-) LTB

You don't need this kind of negativity in your life. LTB.

He's right and you are so so wrong.

I am happy to swap

Leave him. Or put him under the patio. This is why I butter my own toast....

My DH does this too! I’m fact DS will now not allow him to make his toast if I’m anywhere in the building.

Ltb. There's no hope for such a twisted monster....

He would be a dab hand in a sandwich making factory

Whaaaat? My dad took my husband aside on our wedding day and said, 'you do know she likes her toast buttered right to the edges, don't you?'...!

You end up with mouthfuls of dry toast or bread from a bulky unspread sandwich.

Same with dusting. Dabs middle of a surface and leaves edges alone.

GO TO THE EDGE FFS!!!!

That's so very wrong. Buttery toast is a thing of beauty and dry bits are an abomination.

Mine likes it to be cold before guttering

Have my first LTB

Top tip if you start buttering from the edges the middle sort of takes care of itself.

Must push topping out to the edges.....arrrrrrr ...I hate blobbers, spread it properly to the corners and sides !!!

What are you getting from this relationship now? What did you both learn about buttering toast growing up?

Look, I'm not one to judge... but come on!! What is he bringing to your life? The sex better be fantastic!

You’re all unreasonable for eating butter (not envy!). I always butter other people’s toast to the edge though ...

I don't spread to the edges because I don't like crusts. No point in wasting spread on something I'm not going to eat.

I bet he doesn't cut it in half either???

I won't let my husband butter any of my bread now. If I have 2 slices of bread he'll only butter 1 slice, or one half of a bread bun etc. And it's not really buttering either, it's a sort of... halfhearted smear across the middle

That’s a reason for divorce in my house 😉

My husband is worse. When he makes a sandwich, like peanut butter or Nutella or something, he only spreads on one slice of bread and then puts a plain piece on top. Not spread on both sides and put together so you get double the filling. Drives me nuts

I hate that, the whatever spread needs to go to the edges.

Is he a descendant of Just William's mother? I remember that lady didn't spread to the edges either and William infinitely preferred their cook, who did...

You need to tell him about all your exes who spread to the edges. Is he selfish in other ways?