To think that chester draws isn't as bad as

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'chester freezer'

I'm not defending chester draws, but at least I can understand how it happened.

I've just seen someone talk about their 'chester freezer' on Facebook. There's no excuse.

Sweet instead of suite

Also Spag Bowl really annoys me. It's not bowlognese......

'You're just like a bowl in a china shop'.... so a perfectly normal and expected thing, then....?!

"I've also seen bike peddles listed."

Oooh, wonder what it's peddling?

Rediculous-seem to see that quite often.

Lack toast into Lent-that can't be real!

I take spag bowl and raise you Spag Bowel

The work canteen put “Chicken cord on blue” on the menu once (Chicken Cordon Bleu)

Are you sure they weren't just being honest and it was basically woefully undercooked gristle?!

Persay is one I see quite often and it’s usually in the wrong context too - so doubly wrong.

Hold down the fort is one I also hate. But for me the worst thing like this is the use of the correctly spelled ‘mortified’ but in the totally wrong context. Usually to be angry about something not remotely embarrassing.

@SchrodingersImmigrant

I take spag bowl and raise you Spag Bowel

You would just lose your appetite at that point!

Spag Bowel 😂💩

Certainly!

I see "free reign" and "reign in" all the time.

oh my goodness, this are great! I'm hard of hearing and get a lot of these. My friend used to think it was double drier not tumble drier (to lip read the consonants looks the same)

My best once, before i could understand current affairs or read the news, I though it was "the son of Bin Laden" instead of Osama Bin Laden

"finally finished raping all the presents for Christmas"

It’s a doggy dog world

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@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll ouch!

My local FB group is a goldmine for these. I'd like to think even in all the years of people starting these threads that I'm the first to report someone asking what its like to live in one of the "culdersacks" off x street?!

For all intensive purposes
Take this with a grain of salt

But for me the worst thing like this is the use of the correctly spelled ‘mortified’ but in the totally wrong context. Usually to be angry about something not remotely embarrassing.

Maybe they were so angry that their head quite literally exploded? In which case, the experience was indeed literally mortifying

"RIP now with the angles " always gets me

@Chanjer Blocker flats is brilliant

@Dontforgetyourbrolly

For all intensive purposes Take this with a grain of salt

To take something "with a grain of salt" is a perfectly acceptable phrase. That is how the idiom is usually rendered in the U.S.

"My colleague asked me how to spell ADHD"

I'd like to have heard that conversation.

"How do you spell ADHD?"

"ADHD"

"Yeah. How do you spell it?"

"ADHD"

"Don't just repeat what I said! Tell me how to spell it!"

etc.etc. ad nauseam

It's like something from a sketch show.

@mrsBtheparker

When granddaughter had been on an outdoor pursuits weekend she talked about kayaking and I asked if they had worn life jackets. No, apparently they had a Beyonce aid.

Is that the modern version of a Mae West?

Pacific annoys me.
I was having a discussion argument because she's nuts with a colleague who was pissed off about something that was missing (it wasn't, she just likes to be a twat) that she "pacifically" bought for that day. She's kept saying it. It took all my strength not to tell "SPECIFICALLY, if you're going to shout at me, at least get the word correct. You dick."

That feels better

Someone was being Devil's Advocat on a thread today.

It got past their spellchecker!

take with a grain of salt is correct surely?

"mortified" means "very embarrassed" in Dublin

I am hung up on the "common animal, think Elephant but not that" I mean come on that's cruel. Rhinoceros? giraffe? how many letters has it got?