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To think that chester draws isn't as bad as

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ChangeThePassword · 15/08/2020 14:36

'chester freezer'

I'm not defending chester draws, but at least I can understand how it happened.

I've just seen someone talk about their 'chester freezer' on Facebook. There's no excuse.

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Jennygentle · 16/08/2020 11:16

My friend’s neighbour has a works van that proclaims No Job To Small.
It’s killing her, biting her tongue.

Many, many people seem to confuse to and too.

Don’t get me started on ect. It hurts my eyes and it’s all over this bloody forum.

waterlego · 16/08/2020 11:16

Eats I always thought it was ‘by’ until someone corrected me so I’m just passing it on. Grin

PuppyMonkey · 16/08/2020 11:23

When I was a newspaper reporter, I once got a press release about somebody who was apparently “a pillow of the local community”. Grin

KaleJuicer · 16/08/2020 11:26

I’m confused about people who won’t comment on (for example) incorrect grammar on posters in their children’s classrooms or incorrect corrections on their work. I would never bother pointing it out if it didn’t concern me (eg a poster in a shop) but I want my children to grow up knowing the correct spelling and grammatical usage so I feel I owe it to them to follow up.

sashh · 16/08/2020 11:27

Come on - it’s quite easy. It freezes chesters.

I hope not, my old vet's cat was called Chester (He was a rescue prone to chest infections).

BTW it can be worth using these misspellings to search ebay, you can pick up some real bargains.

lazylinguist · 16/08/2020 11:30

Omg if I saw teachers teaching children incorrect spelling and grammar I'd be straight round to the head's office, never mind keeping quiet!

I doubt it would have much effect tbh. What can the Head actually do about it?Having perfect grammar and spelling isn't really very high on the list of requirements for a teacher. MFL teachers and most (but far from all) English teachers tend to have good grammar. But even they were all educated in a system where English grammar has barely been taught for decades and in a country where the vast majority of the population haven't a clue about how the grammar of their own language works! If you got rid of all the teachers who have shaky grammar and spelling, the teacher shortage would be very much worse than it is now!

thenightsky · 16/08/2020 11:31

I've been waiting for a thread like this, purely so I can post this gem from our local FB page...

Moores O'Liam.

Someone had vandalised the Mausoleum.

TheSockMonster · 16/08/2020 11:35

@KaleJuicer

I’m confused about people who won’t comment on (for example) incorrect grammar on posters in their children’s classrooms or incorrect corrections on their work. I would never bother pointing it out if it didn’t concern me (eg a poster in a shop) but I want my children to grow up knowing the correct spelling and grammatical usage so I feel I owe it to them to follow up.
DD is a terrible perfectionist, so I used her teacher’s mistakes in a ‘look, even teachers make mistakes’ kind of way. Then made bloody sure she knew the correct usage!

You are right though, I should have said something. I just couldn’t think of a way to do it without sounding like a dick and DH was mortified at the idea and begged me not to.

lazylinguist · 16/08/2020 11:38

I’m confused about people who won’t comment on (for example) incorrect grammar on posters in their children’s classrooms or incorrect corrections on their work.

I would point the errors out to my children (and have done so on many occasions), so that they know what is right, but I don't complain to the school, because there is no point. Complaining about an apostrophe on a poster, a misspelling in a letter sent home, or a grammar error in a comment on a child's work will not do anything to reduce the incidence of mistakes overall.

They are either typos, or the people making the mistakes (sometimes TAs or non-teaching staff) don't know they are making the mistakes, so they can't spot them to avoid making them. I know it's not good,but there's really not much you can do about it. I say this as a parent, MFL teacher and keen grammarian.

Zoflorabore · 16/08/2020 11:38

On Twitter there was a “delightful” woman showing off her wares holding up a sign saying “no home of sexuals, only straight allowed” she took some crap for that!

Lweji · 16/08/2020 11:40

@Zoflorabore

On Twitter there was a “delightful” woman showing off her wares holding up a sign saying “no home of sexuals, only straight allowed” she took some crap for that!
For what she wrote or for what she meant to write?
Karatema · 16/08/2020 11:52

@ChangeThePassword

Omg *@KitKatastrophe*, that took me a moment! I'm guessing you are in London? I can't think of anywhere else bansi would work for that!
Thank you. Your comment made it clear Grin
Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 16/08/2020 11:54

Moores O'Liam Grin Grin Grin

One of my many pet hates is printed signs saying something like

ADVANCED NOTICE
ROADWORKS STARTING HERE 1.9.20

It's advance, not advanced! Advanced makes it sound as if there's a basic notice somewhere else.

There used to be a school in Bootle called The Hawthorne's Free School. That was exactly how it was spelled and punctuated. Had I lived in Bootle and been looking for a secondary school for my children, I can honestly say that that school would never have made my list with that apostrophe in place. How could you have any confidence in the English teaching or any other teaching if nobody on the staff knows when to use an apostrophe? It's not rocket science, after all. (Name recently changed, I see. Good.)

Karatema · 16/08/2020 11:58

@Nonotthisagain

Bone apple tea is my absolute favourite
Confused Not heard of this one before but love it Smile
SchrodingersImmigrant · 16/08/2020 12:04

I think grammar is becoming bit like a weight.
Don't you dare to comment.

WoollyHeadedMammoth · 16/08/2020 12:05

I was recently cc'd on an email in which one colleague reassured another that there was "no need for a brew ha ha" over a visible mistake the second colleague had made.

I thought it sounded rather cheerful - like a piss-up in very amusing company.

DustbinTimberlake · 16/08/2020 12:09

I’ve just remembered I used to think Ray Liotta’s name was spelled Ray Lee Otter. And my friend had a similar misconception about Angelina Jolie - he’d thought it was Angelina Joe Lee

BiarritzCrackers · 16/08/2020 12:12

I saw a new one on me on Trip Adviser yesterday - a delicious roast beef served with some hoarse radish.

Lweji · 16/08/2020 12:17

It's actually TripAdvisor. Wink

SchrodingersImmigrant · 16/08/2020 12:18

😂

MitziK · 16/08/2020 12:36

@TheSockMonster

Looking through DD’s books at a school open day 2 years ago, I spotted something along the lines of ‘her Mum said “take this basket of cakes to Aunt Martha and be careful because there fragile”. She put on her boots and started walking towards her aunty’s house’

‘Aunty’s’ had been underlined in green pen and she had been asked to write ‘aunties’ out 5 times at the bottom of the page. ‘There’ remained unchallenged.

Same teacher used to confuse ‘thank you’ with the noun ‘thankyou’.

I never did pluck up the courage to say anything. She is an intelligent and educated woman and it made me wonder what mistakes I’m making without realising!

The last time I had any of my creative work corrected was when I was 11. It was the first piece of creative work I'd handed in for secondary school and it was about a lost cat - the teacher painstakingly crossed out every onomatopoeicism and replaced with the word she had decided was correct.

I was not impressed, as anybody who has cats knows, a 'mew' does not REMOTELY RESEMBLE a 'miaou', 'miaow', 'miaowwww', 'Wowowowowowow', 'Eeep', 'Ack-ack-ack-ack' or 'Prrrrrpppp'.

I protested on the grounds that if you aren't allowed to say 'He said', 'She said', 'They said' and 'It said', you certainly can't replace another species' entire dialogue with one inappropriate word.

As a result, I became 'That Child'. The one who would correct teachers' spelling mistakes.

The only words I had difficulty in learning the rules for (as nobody ever taught them - most likely didn't know, either) were practice and practise.

I never had an issue with people who clearly had never seen a word written down and were going on their local accent or were dyslexic, but what drives me to distraction are people in a position to know better and/or have the temerity to lecture others when they are utterly wrong*.

  • See people from London - not Northern/Irish/etc - who yell at you that you're pig ignorant, it's HHHHHHHAITCH and you're just trying to sound posh when they've overheard you spell something with an Aitch.

This meant that when inflicted with an awful, awful head teacher at one job, I had finally had enough when we were sent yet another a missive/Potteresque Howler littered with errors - I printed it off, got the required pens of a thousand colours and the oh-so-important custom stamps and not only did I mark it, I assessed them as working towards level 4c, and made some relevant comments (minimum of two paragraphs each, as per said missive) under What Went Well and Even Better If. Including a recommendation to read Chapter 4 - Percentages of the lower level Mathematics text book (because they were also incapable of calculating changes correctly).

Fortunately, they never did find out who was responsible.

MitziK · 16/08/2020 12:42

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g

Moores O'Liam Grin Grin Grin

One of my many pet hates is printed signs saying something like

ADVANCED NOTICE
ROADWORKS STARTING HERE 1.9.20

It's advance, not advanced! Advanced makes it sound as if there's a basic notice somewhere else.

There used to be a school in Bootle called The Hawthorne's Free School. That was exactly how it was spelled and punctuated. Had I lived in Bootle and been looking for a secondary school for my children, I can honestly say that that school would never have made my list with that apostrophe in place. How could you have any confidence in the English teaching or any other teaching if nobody on the staff knows when to use an apostrophe? It's not rocket science, after all. (Name recently changed, I see. Good.)

Could the school have been originally set up or funded by donations from a Mr Hawthorne and his family?

Actually, scratch that - I've just looked on their website and as part of their Ethos and Values page, it states that 'One singular approach will not work for students'.

One. Singular. Approach.

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

MrsKoala · 16/08/2020 13:00

My boys are dyslexic (as is H) and the school tell them to write everything phonetically and don’t worry about spelling. The trouble is they also don’t speak well either (use v for th and l for y sounds) so trying to read any of their work is baffling, the teachers seem to understand it though, while I am Confused . Accents don’t help as unless it’s rp most people don’t say words the way they are spelled. (H always writes farther because that’s how it sounds and chease because it rhymes with please).

When I grew up my Mum would exclaim ‘this room looks like a bomsitit’. I just thought bomsitit was a word for mess. It didn’t sound like anything else I could fathom. When I was older I used it a few times and got confused reactions (I have a slightly different accent to Mum so it didn’t make sense) so I asked Mum what bomsitit meant. She had no idea what I was saying, so I said it in context and she laughed - she had been saying ‘like a bomb has hit it’ Grin

GoodbyeToCare · 16/08/2020 13:07

Payed for paid
Aloud for allowed.

OneEpisode · 16/08/2020 13:11

I would like my children’s teachers to have good spelling and grammar.
But I wouldn’t discard an applicant‘S CV for positions where it wasn’t relevant though. Something like dyslexia would be a barrier to working as a copy editor, to be overcome, but would make no difference in other jobs.
Tolerance is important in many jobs, so that both expresso and espresso are valid words. And remembering basic facts, that for instance hens are not mammals so there wouldn’t be a chicken umbilical cord.