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What’s most OTT response you’ve ever seen on a thread?

933 replies

MalcomTuckerisMyIdol · 30/06/2020 15:40

(LIGHT HEARTED)

Just that really.

I think my favourite was fairly recently - CV related and one of the first responses to was “You dh is literally trying to kill you” (along the lines of not wearing a mask in the shops).

OP posts:
SchrodingersImmigrant · 04/07/2020 10:23

literally shaking and economy's over
You are not wrong even with that typo😂

I am with you. I don't get how they function irl. I sometimes read things in here and I just think "No wonder women are not taken seriously in life and at work"...

PinkSparklyPussyCat · 04/07/2020 11:52

OP lambasting Mumsnetters for using the word "fags" to mean cigarettes. It's homophobic and we must cease and desist immediately.

It's a good job that poster wasn't around when I was a child and called one of my grandparents Nana Fags as she smoked!

iklboo · 04/07/2020 12:00

I've have never shaken & sobbed in my life (well, probably not since a toddler). I don't even cry at Long Lost Families. Made the mistake of saying that on here once. I was called a heartless bitch and they felt sorry for DH & DS for me being so cold.

AlexisCarringtonColbyDexter · 04/07/2020 12:08

I've have never shaken & sobbed in my life

I actually dont believe for one second that poster really was shaking and sobbing. If you really were that hysterical, I doubt you'd be posting coherently on MN for hours and hours whilst right in the middle of having an full on emotional crisis. I dont believe a lot of what is posted on here. I'd say a good 50% is flat out lies.

iklboo · 04/07/2020 12:10

@AlexisCarringtonColbyDexter - oooh you lickle liar Grin. No, actually I reckon so too. Otherwise there's some serious Real Housewives style lives going on out there.

Eastie77 · 04/07/2020 12:24

Think my favourite was when OP found a phone charger she didn't recognise in the house. She asked her DH and he said it had no idea. Dozens of responses saying her DH was definitely having an affair and charger was for his burner phone. OP told to get ducks in a row, gather paperwork etcConfused It was absolutely batshit. Anyone on the thread who dissented and suggested there might be a perfectly innocent explanation was accused of being 'naive' by the doom merchants. There were stories from wronged wives advising that they had ignored similar small things such as a stray hair on their DH's clothes and it turned out he was having an affair and on it went.

OP updated days later to say charger was for an old games console she'd sold and forgotten about.

Squidwitch · 04/07/2020 12:27

Can't find handmade vulva pendants on Etsy. Can someone start up a start up?

MrsSnitchnose · 04/07/2020 12:47

Haven't read all the posts, but the ones that stick our for me are the hysterical corona ones. Batshit all over some of those!

I'm often shocked at the amount of vitriol against men by some posters

The one I most remember that encompasses both subjects is one right at the start where the op was asking about transmission.

One poster wrote 'I asked my husband and he said...' followed by a long and very technical, informative post explaining very well the mechanisms of viral transmissions etc. Cue the man haters that didn't appreciate the 'mansplaining' saying 'oh of course we need a man to come and educate us all'

The guy was an infectious disease specialist Confused

StillCoughingandLaughing · 04/07/2020 12:49

Typical infectious disease specialistsplaining. It’s a fucking disgrace.

MrsSnitchnose · 04/07/2020 12:51

Oh, and how could I forget the weight ones? You have the competative under eating, but also the opposite end of the argument. The ones where a poster will come on to say she's worried about her teen (usually DS) eating so much.

Cue the 'Well my DS has an entire box of weetabix before his full English every morning, lunch at school, full roast when he comes home plus a whole toasted loaf and another box of cereal before bed. They're growing and need masses of food'

How about no. That's not growing, that's greed

sixthtimelucky · 04/07/2020 12:53

That milkshake thread Grin

  1. When I first joined MN in 2006 I learned that you can unintentionally paint yourself as a dreaded nethun with an innocent comment about having your nails done. Can't remember the context but a poster bizarrely accused me of having acrylic 'talons' and fake boobs and suggested MN wasn't for me.
  1. When posters are advised to be spectacularly rude to someone who has asked for something perfectly reasonable such as a one-off lift: 'No I cannot do that for you, it does not suit me. May I suggest you purchase your own car rather than asking for favours from people with their own busy lives. Please do not contact me again.' Seriously, no-one says that shit in real life unless someone has been a relentless piss taker.
  1. Similarly, posters being horribly berated for not being confrontational over something genuinely awkward 'FFS you need to grow a pair/you sound very childish/are you always so weak?'

I fail to believe that so many MNetters are so strident and confident in real life (without getting twatted in the face regularly. JOKE. THAT IS A JOKE. I DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE.)

SchrodingersImmigrant · 04/07/2020 12:54

@MrsSnitchnose I remember this one!

It is very clear why some people here have unhappy relationships and friend issues if I am completely honest. Some posters are so... Bitter and envious and jealous and I am sorry but it just fits the
"If you meet one asshole a day, you met an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole, YOU are the asshole" thing...

It's a shame because there are some genuinely lovely and funny posters and threads and actually some people who are not unhinged and emotionally on a level of a toddler, but these get kind of lost amongst the mean and hysteria.

UmbrellaHat · 04/07/2020 13:34

Typical infectious disease specialistsplaining. It’s a fucking disgrace.GrinGrinGrin

Lorddenning1 · 04/07/2020 13:49

I have really enjoyed this thread, nice to see there are normal people on MN too, my fave threads are the alcohol ones, nobody ever admits to drinking, like it's an absolute sin, people in Real life have admitted to drinking more during lockdown, working from home and home learning has driven a few of us round the bend, can't put it on here though, nope or else you have a problem and you are a shit parent if you do.
The first thread I read after this one, someone's reply was gosh you seem needy and immature haha made me laugh.

RyanBergarasTeeth · 04/07/2020 14:06

Theres a thread at the moment where the poor op is due in September and wants her mom with her at a waterbirth with her dp but her dp said shes not allowed either because he said so. Queue batshit posters telling her she needs to respect his decision because its his baby too and if she wants him to take responsibility after the baby is born then she needs to let him have a say in how she gives birth.

MrsSnitchnose · 04/07/2020 14:07

Typical infectious disease specialistsplaining. It’s a fucking disgrace

Yeah but he has a penis so we all know his input doesn't count Grin

MrsAvocet · 04/07/2020 14:12

Yes. My DH has professional expertise that could often be helpful to people here and so do I. But I have learned from experiences in my previous identities never to say that on here. Occasionally I say that a friend has told me something or pretend that I have been the person who has sought professional advice instead of the one giving it, but I've had too much grief from trying to help people in the past.

Mittens030869 · 04/07/2020 14:46

Reading this thread reminds me of this apt Yorkshire phrase, 'There's nowt so queer as folk'. This is a brilliant thread. Grin

AliasGrape · 04/07/2020 14:55

Recent thread, a new mum, sad that her own mother hadn't got her a card or a gift for the baby. She had lots of "you sound grabby" responses and a few posters claiming they weren't aware buying gifts or sending cards for new babies "was a thing"!?

I was on that! I hate that ‘didn’t know it was a thing’ reply, so dismissive like such things are beneath you. As I said on that thread, to not know new baby card/gifts are a thing you’d have to have never received one, never given one, never been in a card shop to see them, never visited someone with a new baby and noticed their cards up, never seen it happen on tv. Come on, really?

There were a few towards the beginning of lockdown of new mums or pregnant women finding it hard, missing out on having friends and family support, not being able to go to groups etc. There was one where a struggling new mum who was recovering from a very traumatic birth was clearly after some help, but because she had the temerity to mention that maternity leave petition (which she stressed she didn’t actually support or sign) she was ripped to shreds. It was SO awful to see. Not just that thread but lots of others like it from new mums. I’ve seen so many replies along the lines of:

‘Oh my god I can’t believe you’re so naive and ENTITLED to think that you might have liked some support from your family. My family have never helped me with anything, ever. I don’t even live in the same hemisphere as them. Most people don’t have family support you know, how naive and ENTITLED to think they do. Especially in a pandemic where people are LITERALLY DYING. I know someone whose husband was in the military and was deployed the second her contractions started and she didn’t have a single relative in the world and no friends either, she’d actually never even met another person and SHE GOT ON WITH IT BECAUSE SHE WAS NOT NAIVE AND ENTITLED. Friends? FRIENDS?! Nobody actually has any friends you just think they do because you’re naive and entitled. Some of us are just grateful to have a healthy baby you know. As if you are sad because you can’t go to baby groups anyway, they are all literally the worst thing in the world, full of entitled bitches like you, they have never helped any new mum ever feel less isolated or make any friends or even just get out of the house, instead of sitting at home looking at their healthy baby and being grateful like they should be.’

I just find it such an odd attitude to come across on what’s ostensibly a parenting site.

The best was the woman at the start of lockdown who was a bit worried about the rules changing and whether she’d be allowed a birth partner. Apart from the many posters claiming to have given birth alone and found it the best thing ever, there was one who told her she should be grateful she wasn’t having to give birth in a refugee camp.

The other ones I’ve noticed are when a poster asks for advice about their partner being hurtful or making unkind comments about their weight. There was one recently where the woman was clearly in a toxic, if not abusive relationship with a man who taunted her about her weight gain, treated her desire for children as something to mock, dangling it to keep her with him but then telling her he’d never have children with her, refused her a holiday, was unsupportive of her disability- leaving her stranded when she needed help, did nothing but game all day and insult her etc. The amount of people who could read all that and all they could come up with was ‘well if MY partner put on 2 stone I wouldn’t fancy them anymore, it’s just not attractive’ was staggering. Ok love, we get you don’t fancy fatties but do you not think there might be a tiny bit more going on here?

Strugglingtodomybest · 04/07/2020 15:02

@JoJothesquirrel

I don’t post on relationship boards any more because I am a cool wife, apparently.

I remember that thread! I can remember thinking, "you're brave!" when I read your post. I'm a cool wife too, so now tend to avoid commenting.

AlternativePerspective · 04/07/2020 15:07

Post the other day where OP’s dh who works away had checked the newly installed CCTV in the morning and questioned why the camera had been moved.OP had moved it because she had had his car wheels re-sprayed or something . But she made up some excuse and he questioned whether she could be seeing someone else.

Almost immediate response was that he was clearly controlling to check the CCTV, with others following to say that he was probably wondering about her as he was probably the one having an affair....

SchrodingersImmigrant · 04/07/2020 15:58

I was on that! I hate that ‘didn’t know it was a thing’ reply, so dismissive like such things are beneath you. As I said on that thread, to not know new baby card/gifts are a thing you’d have to have never received one, never given one, never been in a card shop to see them, never visited someone with a new baby and noticed their cards up, never seen it happen on tv. Come on, really?

Or be a foreigner 🙈
I swear to god, there must be threads about me here because none of my mates got cards. They don't get cards for most things. They get told congrats and get a pressie. Because I had no idea about the extent of actually cute British card obsession until I saw it here! It hit me before, obviously, that people here like cards because you have shops which survive by selling cards, but not that people LOVE them. I had no idea these shops existed till I moved to UK😂 Families are breaking up on MN because of cards!

AliasGrape · 04/07/2020 16:04

Or be a foreigner 🙈
I swear to god, there must be threads about me here because none of my mates got cards. They don't get cards for most things. They get told congrats and get a pressie. Because I had no idea about the extent of actually cute British card obsession until I saw it here! It hit me before, obviously, that people here like cards because you have shops which survive by selling cards, but not that people LOVE them. I had no idea these shops existed till I moved to UK😂 Families are breaking up on MN because of cards!

Haha yes that too I guess! I didn’t think of that. Although you do do gifts so I think you have got away without being the subject of AIBU ire 😂

I have quite high card expectations from my husband to be fair, I do let everyone else off though! We used to have a standing joke in the family about my mum always buying the shit cards from the market. They were always really naff and generally featured an anthropomorphic rabbit no matter what the occasion, and it was always obvious they were the cheapest one available. I think that’s made me quite militant about the need for nice cards, although I bloody miss her rabbit cards now she’s gone!

pictish · 04/07/2020 16:18

Another self confessed 'cool wife' here too.
Big up the cool wives.

Rewis · 04/07/2020 16:38

I had no idea about the extent of actually cute British card obsession until I saw it here
Yes, fellow foreigner here. I was listening a few friends talk about thank you cards. That was a big culture shock 😂

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