Had a mad dream last night, got me sharing my oddest dream on Facebook tonight to friends. So I want to hear yours. Anything spooky / prophetic welcome too.
I have really detailed and bizarre dreams, my DP is often gobsmacked by the odd shit I wake up remembering.
The weirdest dream I ever had... I was working in some seedy two-bob knocking shop. Like you'd see on The Bill, or something. A self contained flat with paint peeling from the walls.
Anyway, my next client came in, and I casually said to him (without turning around) "Wash your knob in the sink, there's a love." (I remember, I got this line from a old Lily Savage stand-up quote).
In a nasal twang he replied to me, "Don't you know who I am?"
I span round to see "Boycey" from Only Fools and Horses. "MARLEEEENE!"
I made him wash his knob in the sink still.
He wanted a blow job. After he washed it I knelt down to prepare to get ready for action.
Thank FUCK that I woke up at this point. 🤢🤮😂
Yes, I know. I'm obviously very weird.
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IchWill · 21/06/2020 00:09
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