AIBU to secretly love kebab shop pizzas

[LynnThese4reSEXPEOPLE]

You know the ones. With a deep dish, weird little oil bubblesin the dough, far too much cheese that is insanely stretchy when hot and rubber when cold, and inexplicably salty. Mmmmm....

What's your dirty takeaway secret?

This. Roll on Saturday

Cheesy chips smothered with garlic sauce and scraps of batter sprinkled on top so they sink in to the melted cheese.

That or chicken parmo but I can only have that of DH is sharing because the one from our local shop is too big for one person.

God that box of stuff looks amazing right now.

Chicken tikka kebab. DH got me one last night. It's just chicken tikka & onions on a naan bread with some curry sauce spread on it like ketchup or mayo. It weighed ONE POUND. Suffice to say half was left for lunch today.

@BankofNook - yes yes to cheesy chips!

Doner meat and chips, drenched in garlic sauce. That’s it. No salad or pitta. Not even drunk food, just honestly my favourite takeaway

I like all kebabs, shish donner and kofte give it to me!! It’s a complete meal, bread salad meat and sauce. I’ll have the pizza too please.

@stairway you'd love one of these then. Our local takeaway does a similar one.

Oh my God Innitlush, where do you live ? I’m moving...

The gooey pizza you described but with pineapple, peppers and a side of the vinegary red/white cabbage that comes with a kebab.

Kebab shop pizza with a side of chips was my diet for three years at uni. Still love it now.

The local kebab shop where I grew up did this spectacular pizza. Like 3 inches thick of yellow insulation foam dripping in grease. So awful, so delicious. With rubber cheese and doubtful "chicken" tikka on top. I'm having cravings

Lovea Dominos night, love a KFC as well!

I get extra cheese, sweetcorn and pineapple on mine. Had one last night. I bloody love them.

Chicken shawarma wrap dripping with garlic mayo!

Chicken shish with blue cheese sauce...

And a battered Mars Bar

Donner meat pizza from the kebab shop is ace. I like a House Special kebab though, with a whole lamb chop, steak, chicken cubes, lamb steak and donner meat. With garlic mayo, shredded lettuce and onion. Mmmmm.

My and my friend were part of the dirty kebab club. We would occasionally get a kebab but not tell anyone because kebabs are the heroin of the food world

@innitlush MUNCHIEBOX ❤️

I love a large donner drowned in garlic sauce.

The old gallbladder packed in last year though so I'm on the donner wagon

Mmm right now, thanks to this thread I am craving a kebab meat cheesy chip wrap.

Fried chicken.

Cant resist.

Another one that loves a kfc. Also partial to donner meat and chips with naan

Our kebab shop does a lovely veggie pizza!
I do not like kebabs at all so I was surprised the pizzas were so nice.

Fish and chips, mushy peas PLUS a battered sausage and a thick slices of buttered white bread OH MY GOD lol

@GalwayGrowl my baby has CMPA so I haven't had cheese in 3 months! Just makes me want the pizza more!