AIBU to secretly love kebab shop pizzas

[LynnThese4reSEXPEOPLE]

You know the ones. With a deep dish, weird little oil bubblesin the dough, far too much cheese that is insanely stretchy when hot and rubber when cold, and inexplicably salty. Mmmmm....

What's your dirty takeaway secret?

Do you know the really brilliant thing about kebab shop takeaway pizza? If you ordered a bigger size than you could actually eat, the joy of finding three slices in the fridge the morning after, bunging them in the microwave, and chewing through it as a hangover cure.

I wish I was still young.

You all need to move up here to Glasgow

When OH goes out (not often) I'll always pick him up if he buys me some cheesy chips and feeds me them on the way home. He now works in another town so I've upped my demand to include being fed some of his kebab meat too.

Omg my local kebab shop pizza is the best!!!! Soooo much better than dominoes and half the price as well. They also do amazing mixed lamb and chicken shish kebabs, loads of salads and drowning in garlic mayo

When dh is scoffing the kebab shop pizza I'm making my way through a chicken kebab with sauce and salad. I'm really craving one but they are still closed although they did have an opening soon on their Facebook page.

@HumphreyGoodmanswife paprika fries? Where where let me at them!

@LynnThese4reSEXPEOPLE. They truly are something that has been sent from the gods. Local kebab shop in the village I'm afraid though. I've tried to make them myself at home but sadly they are no match according to the 10 year old in this house

I blame you lovely lot for the sins I have committed tonight. Not quite "drenched in garlic sauce" as specified, but it'll do

I'm dieting and now wanting a big fuck off kebab wrap with chilli sauce

I had a kebab and chips last night after reading this thread 😂