Disgusting painter opposite

[Sertchgi123]

The house opposite have a painter there. He keeps having a break and sitting either in his car or on his car. He's been scratching his balls, picking his nose, spitting and smoking. He's right in my view, would I be unreasonable to ask him to move up the street a bit, so someone else can have a turn?

At least he sounds a great multi-tasker!

You notice what he's doing when he's sat in his car?
Are you in the homewatch perchance?

It's just where I'm sitting and how his car is parked. I've moved now, so I can't see him.

Yuk. He sounds grim 🤢

Ew! I would personally just move so I can't see him. He won't be there forever (assuming you don't live opposite Buck Pal or somewhere just as huge).

Your paying way too much attention to what a complete stranger is doing.

I've moved now, so I can't see him.

There you go, problem solved!

Suspect he was doing it because you were watching him.

Just don't look

I think you fancy him a bit

How on earth do you get though life without being permanently offended?

He sounds gross, offer him some talcum powder for his sweaty bollocks

This is funny you're obviously perving. Scratching his bollocks ffs how do you even see that shit.

People who spit are FUCKING RANK! They should be fined. It's fucking repulsive. Bastards.

Ugh at the spitting thing. That's repulsive.

There should be a whacking great fine for people who spit in the street - especially at the moment.

Is he dishy op?

@joystir59

Was thinking that myself

well I would say "you need to get out more" - but under the circumstances, just stop staring at him out of the window.

Do you have a bell or horn?

Ring it or honk it every time he scratches.

Someone on Mumsnet has made a post about spying on an innocent member of the public and finding them offensive.

The post horrifies me to my very core, and I can barely deal with my anguish. Would I be unreasonable to ask them to post on a different forum?

*Do you have a bell or horn?

Ring it or honk it every time he scratches*

Haha, brilliant! I had someone follow me round a busy market once, who made a loud slurp every time I licked my ice cream. He eventually made himself known and we both waved and laughed from a distance. Never spoke.

I've heard that jigsaw are a good way to pass the time OP

He's been scratching his balls, picking his nose, spitting and smoking

All at the same time??

Nothing exciting happens like that where I live. I have only seen a couple of cats having a bit of scrap today !

When he scratches his balls does he then give his dick a tug?