Outraged

[Thepigeonsarecoming]

Is this the most overused word on Mumsnet which isn’t heard in RL? What other words or expressions do you only hear on here? (Lighthearted)

[LaureBerthaud]

Wow. Just wow.

[FiveSecondsMore]

"Time to get your ducks in a row."

[Thepigeonsarecoming]

I do love any comments involving ducks 😂

[AdobeWanKenobi]

Journeys.

It’s probably irrational but why the fuck is everything a ‘journey’ now?

[AlternativePerspective]

“I’m literally sobbing.”

Right.

[WhentheRabbitsWentWild]

Incandescent with Rage makes me think of somebody about to spontaneously combust.

Unhinged is another that grates as is "makes me teeth itch" . What ?

[WhentheRabbitsWentWild]

My*

[CocoLoco87]

The ones for me are howling / dying (with laughter) or laughing so much a bit of wee came out

[BritWifeinUSA]

Call someone out. How I hate that phrase. Sounds so playground-like, like “I’m going to tell on you”.

Gaslighting is ridiculously overused here. I’m not trivializing the issue, it’s a very serious matter. But it gets thrown around here much too easily. Often the person is just being rude or insensitive. A long, long way from gaslighting.

[AJPTaylor]

Super instead of very
When did that happen?

[Scratchyback]

Why is everything/everyone/every experience “amazing”. Literally nothing “amazing” has happened to me in years

[Bluesheep8]

"Stabby" ie someone annoys me so much it makes me feel shabby. Horrible turn of phrase. Only ever seen it on here.

[GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER]

Amazing, oh, yes.
Aliens landed in my garden last night and just asked if they could please use my loo.
That really was amazing!
(Naturally I said no to the loo, ugh, I might have green skid marks to clean.)

[Irnbroothenoo]

Narcissist. Everyone knows one even though it’s very rare.
Gaslighting. It’s usually nothing like gaslighting

[Inkpaperstars]

No way, as in...Nope. No way would I be doing that. Or no way would they be getting access to my children.

To be honest as in...you sound unhinged to be honest.

You don't have a PIL problem, you have a DH problem.

After half a sentence of complaints....the relationship is over. Please leave tonight. Get him out, change the locks, call a solicitor, get some rest.

[Inkpaperstars]

Oh and the rage, gives me the rage. Ironically that phrase gives me the rage.

[ScarfLadysBag]

Vile. Grim. Vanishingly small.

[pollyhampton]

'I politely said/asked' normally before the OP gets a mouthful of absurd from wherever they were speaking to.

[PorridgeStoat]

Horrid

Did you not..?/Is it not..?

There's a lot of prissy, passive aggressive language - I seemed to have picked it up too (only use it on here, would never use it in RL) so I try not to judge, but it is annoying.

[PorridgeStoat]

"please leave" (as opposed to "I think you should leave") - like the OP has some sort of obligation to the poster..

[Inkpaperstars]

Their house, their rules.

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Literally sat here shaking (please at least be sitting there shaking).

I luffs

Yes to xyz

This.

[julia3006]

“Would of” is what I only have seen here

[HeartZone]

I think LTB is thrown around far too often 🤨
How about communicating and working things out together sometimes 😂

[pussycatinboots]

Dementors.

[70isaLimitNotaTarget]

Wow. Just wow.

I simply cannot get worked up by this

and those lengthy text messages to a CF explaining why " I am not in the position to continue to assist you in taking little Jessie to school considering you've never reciprocated and I feel you are taking advantage . This doesn't work for me" when really No, take your own child to school would do.