To think that we are being watched ?

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As if covid wasn't enough we are now being watched. Aibu to be worried about this ? Who should I tell?

What??

I would suggest getting a telephone appointment with your gp.

This could be what is spreading the virus, it's coming from somewhere

Are you being serious OP?

It's more plausible than 5g, alien civilisation can take over the planet this way, no?

I'd suggest a very speedy call to your GP, step away from all internet connected devices and go out for a very long walk.

Did u not sleep last night OP? Time to go to bed I think .

alien civilisation can take over the planet this way, no

Can you give an example of when this has happened?

Well I don't know if it's happened do I? But Roswell, and there must have been others, they walk amongst us I'm sure.

Well keep the tinfoil hat firmly on your head and you’ll be fine

Where can I get one ?

Does no one (apart from the OP, obviously) have a sense of fun any more?

I do own a lovingly fashioned tin foil hat by the way. Very sparkly, and keeps my head warm.

I've got deeley hoppers on mine

Where can I get one ?

Your kitchen, google how to fold a paper hat, but make it out of foil. Mind you, you may not have any, as all the greedy fuckers in the supermarkets have probably bought it all.

Will grease proof paper do instead ?

Hmmmm, spray it with hammerite and you may get away with it.

Chances are you don't have any of that and would that class as an essential journey to B&Q to get some?

I've got creosote in the shed, we don't have a b and q or a Homebase

I made mine out of empty cat food pouches.
It even picks up channel five.

You could always fashion one out of some empty tin cans if your recycling hasn't been collected. Mind you it's a bit early to be banging around in the shed.

What about when you use the microwave, do you still get channel five then ? Them there microwave thingys are dangerous

Mind you it's a bit early to be banging around in the shed.

I hadn't thought of that, it's not a good idea because They will see me.

Microwave? Are you crazy? I don't want to be a scientology goon I've submerged the microwave in a tin bath in the garden.

I hadn't thought of that, it's not a good idea because They will see me.

They already have

Ffs how I am supposed to get a tin bath now. I can't make that with grease proof paper, creosote and sticky backed plastic.