To think that we are being watched ?

[hyacinthbouquetsbucket]

As if covid wasn't enough we are now being watched. Aibu to be worried about this ? Who should I tell?

oh god but what if im asymptomatic and i take it back to their planet and then destroy the world!the universe!!!!!!

OP

DEELEY BOPPERS!!!!

Sorry for shouting, I run the taps whilst typing so THEY don't hear.

I think they've come to fetch the underpants as on my mission to the shed I was unharmed though I did notice that the y fronts belonging to the man next door were vanishing just as fast as he hung them out.
YY to deeley boppers - the aliens must have hidden my glasses earlier.
Running the taps is a cunning plan. I'm going for boiling the kettle as my disguise.

Send help now, there's another one!

Did someone watch Battle of Los Angeles on the scify channel this morning I most definitely did not

Op did u manage to make a tinfoil hat?

Arf at this thread

I did, do you like it? I took the precaution of wearing it during my rural exercise earlier.

Hilarious

Perhaps they'll be on the post lockdown catwalk.
Meanwhile I urge you all to make your own and report any unusual sightings - they are everywhere you know.

"alien civilisation can take over the planet"

Yes, please !
They might run it a lot better

.... Just phone them first to check their favourite nibble is not Crispy Terran

Crispy terran you say? I do seem to recall seeing some in a rather strange little shop I happened upon. Odd thing was it wasn't there when I walked back the same way.