'Foodstuffs' and other words too awful to mention.

[rabbitsnose]

Some words just really make me shudder. Also, 'meal' and 'helping' as in 'another helping of broccoli'. Noooo

Suntan lotion. What the fuck is suntan lotion . It's suncream, surely.

I don't know if they say this anyone but in Starbucks they used to ask "can I grab your name?"

I always wanted to say "no, it's physically impossible". But nobody likes a smartaste and they're probably just following orders.

Sains, Sainsbo, Sainso. It's fucking Sainsbury's. Boobing, you wouldn't tit a baby so why would you boob a baby, breast a baby, jug a baby, knocker the baby, bazooka the baby. Or bottle the baby! Ffs it's breastfeeding

My DHs friend (who doesn't have children) always uses the word 'kiddies' for kids and I hate it! It sounds so creepy.

It really, really does. A creepy guy I used to know said "kiddiewinkies". I'm pretty sure he was a serial killer.

Dollop

"Riff" in a non musical context. "Chef's clever riff on sausage & mash"

Babywearing.

Panties.

'Explore' makes me feel a bit uneasy.
I'm not entirely sure why, mind you. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I also won't tolerate 'rocked up' in my presence, either.
Turned up. Arrived. Got there, etc - just not rocked goddam up.

Eclectic.

If someone complained to me about my use of phrases like "second helpings" and "meal", they soon won't be getting any second helpings of the meal I cooked :-P

'Sat' instead of 'sitting'. 'He is sat over there'. No, no, no!!! 😤

Boob to sleep

Spent, as in 'I'm totally spent.'

A little bit of dinner

Yes to lashings, filling (a relative is always saying stuff is so filling ) and meal.
And (slightly off topic) but I hate it when extra words are added unnecessarily. Example
Radio presenter; theres been a nasty accident near j6 of the m25 (well most accidents are nasty, you couldnt say there was a nice or pleasant one, just say accident!!)
And I hate "freshly cut sandwiches". It makes me think they made them 3 days ago but only cut them when you ordered them!!😂😂

newyearnoeu

finally 'other/better half' to describe a partner, husband, wife, girlfriend etc. So you are only half a person without them?

You're a woman after my own heart.
I've never heard anyone else remark on this being a bloody awful turn of phrase.

My partner will say 'ooh we need to get some pop' instead of coke or whatever. Or fizzy pop if he's trying to annoy me

“...with all the trimmings”. Ugh. I HATE that phrase.

DM calls pop “sharp pop,* which I always found annoying. And she confusingly calls magazines books.

'Explore' makes me feel a bit uneasy.
I'm not entirely sure why, mind you.

Yes!

I don't like 'passed' instead of died. I don't mind 'passed away' (well I do a bit really) but not 'passed' on it's own.

Oh yes I also cant stand the word pop for fizzy drinks.

Just had some inspiration from another thread. Not food related but will put you off your food... Enema!

My dad says 'bag o crisp' instead of packet of crisps. My brother and I have been driven mad by this for almost our whole lives

Not RTFT but - 'intercourse'. Ugh!!!! Makes me shudder every time. Also 'meat and two veg' when referring to mens genitals. Bleughhhhhhh!!!!