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'Foodstuffs' and other words too awful to mention.

655 replies

rabbitsnose · 18/04/2020 20:53

Some words just really make me shudder. Also, 'meal' and 'helping' as in 'another helping of broccoli'. Noooo

OP posts:
CatteStreet · 21/04/2020 19:40

'A lot of mnetters love portion. Meal plan and batch cook in Sensible Portions because we have lost sight of what overweight looks like blah blah blah. It makes me want to shove pork pies into my face as fast as I can.'

Ha, yes, me too, and I'm a vegetarian Grin

DixieLandReject · 21/04/2020 21:19

"All the world" as in - love you all the world! Doesn't make any sense!

Also "all the feels"! Angry

DrJackDaniels · 21/04/2020 22:13

Suckle is my worst. ‘He suckled at the breast’ euuuw!
Makelove (just saying it’s out loud gives me the shivers) ‘lashings of mascara and a slick of lipgloss’, ‘ let’s do this’, Lush, mulch, and when people use the word delicious to describe something that isn’t food, as in ‘life should be a delicious experience’

whatdoyoudonow · 21/04/2020 22:14

Prosecco

DrJackDaniels · 21/04/2020 22:18

Oh and when I see gorgeous written as Gawjuss

Snowjive2 · 21/04/2020 22:26

Thriving. All over the education threads. People’s kids never just like school or do well there, they always are always thriving.

It sounds like writhing, or squirming. Not nice.

Also, meal. Horrid word.

CatteStreet · 22/04/2020 07:06

What's worse than 'thriving' is 'flying' (often 'flying academically', or even 'flying academically and socially').

Also the puzzling 'top of (his/her) class'. The posters always sound like they've taken a wrong turning into an Enid Blyton novel.

Hiddentext · 22/04/2020 07:59

"You got this" and "calling someone out"

round4 · 22/04/2020 08:09

'Lush' AngryAngry

LaMarschallin · 22/04/2020 09:06

Your whatever-is-being-discussed, your choice.
End of.

TheHumanSatsuma · 22/04/2020 09:20

Eateries, often used in local newspapers, I hate that word!
Also: pairings, melt-in-the-mouth.

Reaching out to and opening up.

SerenDippitty · 22/04/2020 09:23

“Calling someone out” used to mean challenging them to a duel. Wish it would revert to its former meaning.

squeakandknock · 23/04/2020 14:23

Gas

HopeYouStepOnALego · 23/04/2020 14:31

Sorry if it's already been said, but "snack". Don't know why but it just puts my teeth on edge.

MisDescamisados · 23/04/2020 17:08

“Op”
“Pud”

Too many syllables in pudding and operation , then? I don’t mind them spoken , just in print .
Like in magazines where they have weekly “my op” sections, and weekly “pud” recipes . Take-A-Break , j’accuse!

makingmammaries · 23/04/2020 22:23

‘Chow down’. Like, you know, a dog would.
Aaargh.

coffeeaddiction · 23/04/2020 22:27

Any grown adult describing food as 'yummy'

isabellerossignol · 23/04/2020 22:34

Yesterday afternoon on Radio 4 there was a drama and two of the characters 'made love' then talked about going for a 'Chinese meal'.

I immediately thought of this thread. Grin

Shinyletsbebadguys · 24/04/2020 08:20

I concur about yummy, it sets my teeth on edge every time. Ten times worse when it's used to describe a person Envy Not envy

Miriel · 24/04/2020 10:03

People in their twenties being described, or describing themselves, as 'kids'.

Adding an -ee sound to the end of any word. Sleeps instead of days. Basically anything that makes an adult sound as if they're speaking to/like a toddler.

Rayn · 24/04/2020 10:18

Definitely cheeky G and T! Why????! 😡

Rayn · 24/04/2020 10:20

Oh and detest Mwaah!

AHorseCalledElaine · 09/05/2020 22:29

'boyf' for boyfriend.

Jen4813 · 10/05/2020 01:41

“Lunch” and “Church” when you can hear the emphasis on the “

“Amazeballs”, “Okie dokie” and “YOLO” can all fuck off

“Tummy” makes me feel sick

“Drawing” in a non art context “Drawing a bath”, “drawing the curtains”,
“a drawing pain”

Saying your kids age in months when its over 1 year old “Little Freddie is 24 months today” no you have a 2 year old

Jen4813 · 10/05/2020 01:42

“Chu”

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