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'Foodstuffs' and other words too awful to mention.

655 replies

rabbitsnose · 18/04/2020 20:53

Some words just really make me shudder. Also, 'meal' and 'helping' as in 'another helping of broccoli'. Noooo

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Squirrelblanket · 18/04/2020 22:27

'Brew' meaning a hot drink.

CaroleFuckinBaskin · 18/04/2020 22:28

My DHs friend (who doesn't have children) always uses the word 'kiddies' for kids and I hate it! It sounds so creepy. He is a lovely guy and not creepy in any way, although he can be a bit 'old mannish' sometimes, and he is just using it innocently but it's awful!

missmouse101 · 18/04/2020 22:29

Gobsmacked. It's so awful. Can't people speak properly anymore? Astonished would be so much better.

TooManyButtons · 18/04/2020 22:29

"Doff" as in removing your PPE, gives me the absolute RAGE! As I'm a nurse, I sprnd a lot of time raging. If Covid19 doesn't get me, a stroke will Grin

Squirrelblanket · 18/04/2020 22:29

Oh and 'belly laughs'!

HarlanWillYouStopNamingNuts · 18/04/2020 22:29

"Luncheon", as used by my pompous ex--boss. It also has a whiff of dirty raincoat about it.

merryhouse · 18/04/2020 22:29

The number of posters who say "I hate the word.... my mum uses it" has given me a bit of an epiphany.

I reckon people who are this ridiculous over language (vomiting over the use of the word "pop", seriously?) have one of two problems:

(1) they have issues in certain close relationships, which particular words remind them of; or
(2) there are words which were used during their childhood which remind them of their (whisper it) Origins....

(mardy crosspatch sits on the settee in the lounge while tea is dished up)

QuixoticQuokka · 18/04/2020 22:30

Poorly, I can just about tolerate it when said to a young child but that's it.

Mumof2bears · 18/04/2020 22:30

@slipperywhensparticus I totally agree when it comes to 'Moist' (he's one of Pratchett's great characters in Raising Steam).

My pet hates are the words 'armpit', 'masticate' and 'pustule'. Luckily I don't have to use these words much (especially the last two)!!

Squirrelblanket · 18/04/2020 22:31

And 'awesome'. Any use of that word. Ever. Angry

Ok I'm going to bed now. Grin

CatteStreet · 18/04/2020 22:32

'Lockdown'. I get it's useful descriptive shorthand for something that otherwise needs a longer description, but it's so overly dramatic; we're not in a high security prison.

'Family time'

'Alone time'; should be 'time alone'

CaroleFuckinBaskin · 18/04/2020 22:33

I also hate 'meds' for medication.

I can just about cope with it if it is being used for long term medication that someone is taking, but I have heard people say 'I need to take my meds' for something like anti-biotics.

CaroleFuckinBaskin · 18/04/2020 22:35

Giggle as a noun as in 'it was a giggle' or 'we had a good giggle'. I don't mind it as a verb.

Barton10 · 18/04/2020 22:35

Choc or Chocs instead of chocolate annoys me and soothe annoys the hell out of me. I don’t know why.

SerenDippitty · 18/04/2020 22:35

Agree about the word prep - to me it's what they called homework at Malory Towers.

beelzeboob · 18/04/2020 22:41

When they describe any type of pirate film as ‘swashbuckling’
Wtf does that even mean?

Wauden · 18/04/2020 22:46

'Floor' instead of the ground. For some reason, it really annoys me 😖

SunshineDays2019 · 18/04/2020 22:46

Slap up meal
Chippy tea
Hmm

MilkLady02 · 18/04/2020 22:49

Agree with meal, the sound of the word, and makes me think of mealworms!
As pp, a “lovely spread”.
“Price point” instead of just price or budget.
“Workshop” as you know you’re in for a day of boring hell!

MrsSnitchnose · 18/04/2020 22:51

@SunshineDays2019

Just for you Wink

ViciousJackdaw · 18/04/2020 22:54

"Luncheon", as used by my pompous ex--boss. It also has a whiff of dirty raincoat about it

That makes me think of Cynthia Payne and the luncheon vouchers. Dirty raincoats indeed!

Prep also grates, you're not Jamie fucking Oliver, you're putting some fish fingers in the oven.

EngagedAgain · 18/04/2020 22:54

Annoyingly I thought of a word yesterday that makes me cringe, and now escapes me! Nom nom is one I don't like. Also I can't abide the new trend of saying "can I get" instead of can/could/may I have.

MyHipsDontLieUnfortunately · 18/04/2020 22:55

Yeah reader is another one that’s a bit twee (apart from in the original Austen of course! Ahem, Brontë.

Fattening. Hate it.

SunshineDays2019 · 18/04/2020 22:56

This thread is really funny, and a special thanks to MrsSninchnose! Grin

Chestnut23 · 18/04/2020 22:57

Giggles

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