Irritated, irritable and irritating. AIBU to be tolerant in RL and tell them to get fucked on this thread.

[fuckinghellthisshit]

IABU. Unreasonable and I know it.

I am just so fucking irritated at the moment. Everything is grinding my gears. DD's constant fucking exercising, DS leaving his shit everywhere, DH's following me around and just fucking breathing everywhere.
I am being a model of kindness and tolerance but I do wish every bastard one of them would fuck off.

And face timing my DGM97 every day at exactly 6pm to watch her slowly lose her shit (she's been in lockdown for 6 weeks already) and become unkempt is horrendous. Arguing with her for hours about politics (she lives for these debates and asks for robust challenging - good for her mh she says) is exhausting. I just want to lie down, I don't care what Mark fucking Steel is saying today - he can get fucked too.

My mean GD97 who has been living in isolation for 40 years and never wanted a visit or call but suddenly needs the warmth and kindness of his family - well the women in his family, and I am especially sought after as the busiest person. Fuck you mean old man, you are alone for a reason! you made your miserable lonely bed now lie in it!

My normally sane DM is in full lunatic mode, needing constant love and reassurance, leave me alone! I am your child! What about me! Why not rind one of my many bastarding twat brothers. And stop cooking for 12-18 people - there are only 2 of you there - that's why you're getting so fat - not stress hormones.

My tribe of idiot brothers who all refused to accept there was any problem and spouted full Trump rhetoric until my DGM's neighbour died and then had massive mantrums demanding I send them all food. Get fucked!
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I love these people so very much. I also loved my small business and working, and being on my own a bit. I care so much, but I want a break and a vent. So here, in the safety of MN, I will tell them all to get fucked.

Thank you, I feel so much better now.

Can i just thank god almighty herself that i do not have a dh 😂 ill still with ds and the 2 ddogs they are much better behaved than some dh's on this thread

Is there anything in the world more irritating than a child you birthed, actually grew from your own body cells then nourished with milk you made in your blood, chomping an apple loudly whilst you drink wine and eat cake?
No?
I thought not.

Stick with ffs stupid fucking no edit post option and to do so need to pay 50 fucking quid a year....

Do your families need to leave 'evidence' of any jobs done to prove they have done them? Teaspoons, brimming laundry baskets, drills, pans whatever. They are all twats.

Yes! There is a genetic mutation in which the "putting stuff away" gene is absent entirely. It's on the Y chromosome. If any of your daughters do it, it's learned behaviour.

DD does not do this. But the apple cores. The grape stalks. It's like living with a fucking orangutang.

FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS
Some cunt is flytipping on my field so I am off to kill them and I am not even fucking joking! I can see the fuckers unloading. What the fuck is the matter with people. GRRRRRRRR

Happy to share the space under my neighbour’s extension, @SchadenfreudePersonified!

Cheers!

fuckinghellthisshit

Fly tippers are total bastards!

Give them a kick up the arse from me.

Can I join or is it too late? Fuck it I'm ranting anyway!

I'd like to tell DH to put his big boy pants on and stop following me round the house undoing any housework I've just done, or asking me what he should do now?! He's normally at home anyway so I'm not sure why I now have to direct him! I'd also like him to actually a) listen when I do the shopping list or b) LOOK IN THE FRIDGE, instead of constantly asking what we have in to eat.

As for my mil who hasn't blessed us with a phone call in years (cursed more like) I'd like her to fuck off ringing and FaceTiming for at least an hour every few days to see her precious grandchild and son as she is bored in the house. She is not alone, but apparently now she can't go anywhere we are infinitely more interesting than before. She constantly calls at bedtime, teatime, lunch time etc I swear she has a camera in the house. When dh says he can't talk he is laughed off as what on earth could we be doing to be too busy to talk in isolation 🙄

And finally I'd very unreasonably like to tell my dog to fuck off for traipsing mud all over my stairs after digging at some flowers in my front garden.

@fuckinghellthisshit, I so want to see what happens when someone footners their head, I think you should do it and post the video on YouTube.

Irritated here too. Actually make that FUCKING IRRITATED. Frontline NHS and it's some of my FUCKING colleagues.....
I would love to give details, but truly dare not.
Generally, though, it's people being a bit thick and being lazy. Again.
Give me strength.

I have not RTFT.

But YANBU. At all.

I've just phoned my mother (thanks op) but now have to endure the il's zoom. I feel obliged to, as dh endures my family zoom.

Sil has decided that this week we should all speak for 2 minutes without interruption about what is going on in our lives. It doesn't take 2 minutes to say "same shit as last week" but at least dh's tween nephew might stop interrupting everyone with inane drivel about how he ate a bag of crisps followed by a packet of biscuits and taking 10 minutes to tell the "story".

Like the rest of you, I'm fed up with being the go to person. I think I should start practising incompetence. It seems to work for every one else.

Hope you've got a shotgun handy, @fuckinghellthisshit. Just to scare the flytippers with, of course.

I'd like to tell DH to put his big boy pants on and stop following me round the house undoing any housework I've just done, or asking me what he should do now?!

It's like an extra child.

"I'm boooooored"

"What can I do?"

"I don't want to do that"

"I',m sick of watching telly"

"What's for tea?"

"Are there any pop tarts?"

FOR FUCK'S SAKE - GO AWAY!!!!!!n

World's biggest fucking oil rigs, Hitler's Massive fucking Erections, Clapped Out Car Fucking Rescue etc, etc. But if I want to watch a bit of frothy TV it's "what shit is this?".

Fuck off and do something else, that's what I do rather than watch World's Greatest Fucking Tanks. FFS!!!

I'm waiting to see what time @LakieLady gets to eat the signature lasagne...

@fuckinghellthisshit "Don't you think your niece needs a decent meal "Better get yourself down to the supermarket then!' Actually say it to them - you don't have to live with them.

@ElloElloVera hide that egg custard now! Don't take any chances.

I'm sorry, I haven't rtft but YES to dh just fucking breathing everywhere. Absofuckinglutely.

Fuck me, the oven is beeping. Could this mean the imminent arrival of the long-awaited Signature Lasagne?

I can barely breathe for anticipation.

Best. Thread. Ever.
That is all.

@Butterymuffin DD just piped up that she fancied an egg custard. I vetoed the shit out of that idea. Then offered to make drinks so I could be alone in the kitchen long enough to hide that bad boy. It’s behind salad, it’s safe.

I love this thread so much, thank you. So much resonates. My partner is also a ‘declutterer’ of my stuff only despite his overflowing wardrobe, mountainous piles of paperwork and drawers full of random defunct electricals. We have both been in hysterics at this thread.

@ElloElloVera I want an egg custard now. I really want one. And I just had a raspberry and white chocolate macaron. DD bakes these things, these ludicrously delicious fancy little things and then she eats one. One. Then an apple, 3 l of water and a pomegranate, whilst I eat 9 and look like humpty from playschool.

@LakieLady we need an immediate review of the lasagne. The more scathing the better.

DD is drinking some shitty blueberry tea thing and I am drinking wine. I might start on the rum.
Maybe I am a pirate, deep down, maybe I should try it.